Why does nobody want to hire me?

[aytoven]

Is it my name?

Should I change my name?

I read a book which said employers are 72% less likely to call you for a interview if you have a Muslim name.

if I'm getting rejected before they've even seen my face or heard my voice what are the chances of me ever getting a job? At least I can mask my social and physical inadequacies through email.

Does anybody have some white names which still sound plausible for a muslim nigger to go by?

[BlackVelvet]

How Muslim is your name? I worked with someone called Aziz ul Allah. You can't get more Muslim than that and he had a job. I know loads of Abdis who have jobs and Mohameds and Ahmeds and Alis and Osmans and Omars.

Maybe it's your CV and not your name. Or maybe it's the type of jobs or maybe it's the economy, where you live...loads of reasons dude.

[aytoven]

i wish i was white

So i could haev clean skin and a working brain

[grandpakhalif]

Actually my name is pure 100% Somali both last and first, so I get less trouble in the airport

[aytoven]

How Muslim is your name? I worked with someone called Aziz ul Allah. You can't get more Muslim than that and he had a job. I know loads of Abdis who have jobs and Mohameds and Ahmeds and Alis and Osmans and Omars.

Maybe it's your CV and not your name. Or maybe it's the type of jobs or maybe it's the economy, where you live...loads of reasons dude.

I'm not even applying to jobs that ask for a CV.

These are straight Mcdonalds, bin man type jobs. You're probably overqualified if you can write.

It's my name...just another thing my mother fucked up.

yaa allah why was i born

[BlackVelvet]

aytoven, go to the McDonalds you have applied for and ask to speak to the manager. Keep going back until you get a chance to speak to him/her and tell them how hard you will work. Trust me, you'll get it.

That is unless you're still hang up on killing yourself. Then you'll just put people off their food.

Actually my name is pure 100% Somali both last and first, so I get less trouble in the airport

Doesn't it feel like you've lost another part of your manhood each time you " "

[aytoven]

walahi i dont know if you're doing it on purpose but you give the WORST advice

id rahter oyu carried on begging me to kill myself

[BlackVelvet]

Well I am not your mother innit. I just tell you what works, rat poison and sucking up to a manager. Which one you take is up to you.

ps I am not begging you to kill yourself. I don't beg. Sometimes I tell you to do it and sometimes I tell you how to do it. Whether you do it or not is up to you. Trust me, the day after you die I won't notice.

[grandpakhalif]

That's sexist BV, using an emoticon that is deemed 'feminine' is a paradigm created by society to limit our expression.

[BlackVelvet]

I know it's sexist lakin it's a bit weird mo'ohoo. Can you do it in real life and would you do it infront of men you respect?

[grandpakhalif]

Nah, in real life you have a reputation to uphold.

[aytoven]

its so humiliating walahi

do you know what its like to know your not even goo deneough to clean toilets??

[BlackVelvet]

Of course you're not good enough to clean toilets. You've probably never even touched your own toilet brush at home. Now why would anyone pay someone with zero experience to clean their toilets?

[sexy-kitten]

I have an African name and I've always had a job since my Jr. year in high school. Just keep trying,you can't think it'll be that easy lol.

[Garaad_LQ]

aytoven why don't go back to Somalia and try piracy very lucrative business if you ask me
plus i got the connections for you if you need any when you get there