Hyper: Sleepy voice. Coughs.
Nabeela : Salaaam aleikhum adeer hyper.
Hyerp: Mashalaaal, Nabeela good to hear your voice.
Basra: Hyper, adeer, why dont u greet me so nicely like u do Nabs? I resent this qabilism.Is it because she is your darood inaa adeer?
Hyper: Basra--adeer --i dont have the energt to argue this morning. My third wife visited me last night, i am right now out of energy. Let me drink camel milk and have my beyr breakfast then we can argue-- fahaamtu akhiii?
Basra: Silent.
Nabeela: So, adeer what is your advice. I will appreciate it, if u give us a wise advice in this matter.
Hyper: Well....this is a difficult subject to tackle in the morning but i will try, God willing and Allaah swt pleasing.
Basra: Personally, i believe, a bride should xishood in the street or in the ballroom and freak on in the bedroom. With a little dose here and there, that is.
Hyper: Walaal, Basra-- please do not corrupt my inaa adeer, i know you are a freak, but nabeela asked for my advice.
Nabeela.
Basra: HAyee....i am sorry. i will be quite.
Hyper: Gabadhu waa inay xishootaa, haddii ay xishoon weydo, hoy waa mid hogaanku u go'ay. Wixii hogaanku u go'ay iyagay jirtaa
Basra: Huh? Hyper those are strong somali words, i dont get it. Can u baby break it for me in aaf garaam garaam?
Hyper: (Hyper totally ignore is third wife, and continues to talk)
Hyper: Waa ceeb naag nin guursaday oo ragga hortiisa dabada meermeerinaysa, waa maxay waxaas oo kale?
Nabeela: waa ruuun adeer---
Basra: Excuse me! This is NOT fair Yaqqee! I dont understand aaf somali. I am younger than both of u guys, can someone please translate!
Hyper: Yaa wax ku fulaya naag sida waddaan ceelkii Dhaban iyo Cadweyne biya laga soo buuxiyey oo la figlaynayo dabada meermeerinaysa
Basra: Haaa i think i understand, do u mean---to say---it depends on the futo or dabada of the bride? If she has a big bam bam, she is ok to shake it on her meheer night?
Nabeela:
Hyper:
Is yeel yeelkiisaa batay kan. Allay lehe inaad daaqad kala baxday kan Ugaalida kasoo dhergey!Basra:
Nabeela :
