Shabaab bans chicken teeriyaki with soy sauce

[Advo]

Because it doesn't come with banana

[Alchemist]

[ciyaal_warta]

[Garaad_LQ]

"Word on the street" is that the next ban will be on wearing kastuumooyin aka nigisyaal

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

"Word on the street" is that the next ban will be on wearing kastuumooyin aka nigisyaal

they also banned macawis diric laxoox and sabaayad

[union]

I don't think the starving people who Al Shabab has banned food for will find this funny.

[Coeus]

I don't think the starving people who Al Shabab has banned food for will find this funny.

right on what i was thinking.

[FarhanYare]

Because it doesn't come with banana

hahahahaha sxb weey kugu qaraxday lool someone already said alshabaab baned sambus now you telling sheeko caruur

[FarhanYare]

They're tryna purify the race through getting rid of the blackies. The darker the berry the stronger the attachment to chicken and chicken byproducts.

taan baaba ka dartay yaah purify race kulaha

[Twist]

Some of the stories made about Shabaab are kinda creative lately.

Let's see who comes up with the funniest one.