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Vote me to be president of Somalia

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If I am president of Somalia, I will do following drastic but much needed changes to Somalia governance. Those changes will be grouped in category, for easier and clearer reading. Changes will include me passing the new laws, and develop something new. (This will happen soon after Al-Shabaab is wiped out and we have complete control of Somalia).



Government/parliament

[*]Pass a new law that if any people working for Government as a ministers and other similar jobs found to be guilty of corruption will be executed on public to show that we are doing good job.

[*]Huge reform in Parliament, this means firing all people that ever worked in parliament and this will include changes to roles and jobs by adding new and removing old. I will also go on tour around UK and US in hope of finding new cabinet ministers perferably young people who does not have any history of being warlord and other things like that. I will re-hire Farmaajo.

[*]Creation of new states such as Azania will not be allowed to be happen and it will be voided. Anyone who creates and persists on it will be brought to jail and may be executed on charge of Treason. Current states will stay as it is, this means Somaliland and Puntland are here to stay, any other states is not allowed.

[*]There will be a disarmament of weapons of every clan militia and every groups who has weapons.

[*]There will be a gradual process of removing weapons till there is no weapons, and then we will pass a new strict laws regarding to weapons.

[*]My clan/tribe/qabiil will never be revealed and I will reject claims every people who claims me to be in their clan and so on.

[*]There will be Shariah Law, but it will not be compulsory, the choice will be given to people who wishes to be in Shariah or not. Any crimes committed against people who wishes be in Shariah Law will be judged on Shariah Law so they get the real justice.

[*]There will be death penalty on serious crimes as such as rape and murder.



Foreign relations

[*]Somaliland will not be recognised by our Government, however, I will try to stay/maintain good ties to Somaliland and respect them.

[*]Any ties to Kenya and Ethiopia will be cut off as they are our sworn enemies if they refuse to give us what is rightfully ours, this includes them giving back us a Ogaden and NFD.

[*]There will be meeting and trying to create new trading, Diplomatic and military ties with Eritrea in attempt to overthrow Ethiopia's dictator which is Meles. In nutshell, we will be a friend to Eritrea and they will be a friend to us. (If Eritrea accepts).

[*]Any oil found in land of Somalia (This includes Somaliland and Puntland) must be shared between all three governments, in ratio of 4(Somalia):3(Puntland):3(Somaliland).



Social

[*]Pass a new law so every children must continue primary school to secondary school (IF budget permits, if not, then it will be primary school only).

[*]Any conflicts will be solved by police, not tribal leaders.

[*]There will be no clan/tribe/qabiil teaching in education.

[*]Every people who live in villages will be given a chance to move to major city.

[*]We will start building new cheap flats/apartments for poor people to live in every major city.

[*]Any people who wants to cause new divisions goes to prison.

[*]There will be a law that requires every non-working/idle able young male will be forced to volunteer to build new roads, mine materials, and things like that, if asked by government, companies cannot do the same.

[*]People will be encouraged to build new farms in order to feed population instead of relaying on foreign countries.

[*]We will pass law so there is no clan favouritism in politics and if someone found guilty of this will be treated corrupter which will be executed.

[*]We will pass a law so there is no "tribal lines" in Somalia and people will be free to cross along those lines but any objects (Excluding land) and usage of objects belonging to clan will need a permission to clan leaders if anyone wants to use/borrow them.

[*]At least 10% of young children from clan must marry to other clan and move in major city, this applies to every clan and the percentage will gradually increase till tribalism in Somalia becomes non-existent.



Development

[*]Every roads who have a lot of potholes on them will be re-fixed and there will be new roads to every major cities (This is partly reason why we want villagers to move to major cities).

[*]There will be a new railway network, starting from Mogadishu, and railway will gradually start to connect every cities, starting from major cities, for example we will create a new railway from Mogadishu to Garowe/Bossaso then to Somaliland.

[*]Government will start new a solar panel field in countryside, providing surplus power to whole of Somalia, and we will use it to power desalination plants and we will sell surplus power to any countries excluding Ethiopia and Kenya for they have rejected us.

[*]Many students from aboard will be given a chance to support Somalia and change something, and this will include recruiting students to create new technology.

[*]There will be an increase in investment and we will be attracting foreign companies, but force them to use workers who are from Somalia and we will also force them to set up factories in Somalia. Once we have gathered enough knowledge, we will kick companies off and we will copy their technology to create something new. (Tactics similar to China).

[*]We will be starting to industrialise whole of Somalia.

[*]Every houses MUST be in layout like this one: (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ll= ... 2&t=h&z=17) There is many advantages of being in grid pattern because it is easier to create new sewerage tube, create new electricity lines and it will be much easier to create new phone lines.

[*]We will be seeking for knowledge and help from first world countries if there are not enough knowledge from students.



Economy

[*]Every bare essentials such as food and water will be only created in Somalia, and this must be sold at same price you would see if we bought water and food from other countries.

[*]Every people will be encouraged to build new business.

[*]Monopoly will be illegal.

[*]Telecommunications company must be able to share their mobile coverage, and government will create new phone lines to every house so we can sell it to telecommunications to sell it on customers (Just like BT in UK).

[*]There will be taxes, every people who are rich will be taxed 5% of their money and 2.5% goes to Zakat and 2.5% goes to Government.

[*]Every companies will be given a choice: Either they pay money to support Somalia or they pay taxes to us. Any companies found to be trying to dodge taxes will be fined.

[*]There will be government investment to people who wants set up new company in unknown sector, for example, people will given money if they wish to create new company that creates weapon and ammunitions.

[*]There will be no foreign company that dominates in particular business sector if there is Somali company that are struggling to compete the said company.

[*]Foreign company will be taxed much higher but will be still lower than first world countries taxes.


Long list typed up, now, will you vote me? If not, then tell me why?
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

Post by FBISOMALIA »

horta first thing how the ppl will select you to became xamar president then come to all somalia 8-)
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

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Kenyans and Ethiopian people are not our enemies. They are and should be our friends.

Im not gonna vote for anyone who is anti-Africa, especially anti-East africa. :down:
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

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Beenaale_No1 wrote:Kenyans and Ethiopian people are not our enemies. They are and should be our friends.

Im not gonna vote for anyone who is anti-Africa, especially anti-East africa. :down:
Even after what they did to our people? Yeah right you don't care for Somali people. :down:
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

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Why not but one man cant do much have you got like minded people?
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

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greenday wrote:Why not but one man cant do much have you got like minded people?
Yes, this is why I keep cabinet ministers, although all current people will be fired just be in case and all new people will come from aboard with university degree will be in position relevant to their degree.
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

Post by OliveOil »

I LOVE everything you said...HELL YES I will vote for you.. :clap:


But I'm confused, whats up with the three goverments Somalia, Somaliland, and Puntland?...Shouldn't it be ONE central government? :?


All in All :up: :up:
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

Post by galia »

haxxor you have some really good ideas however they are not nationalistic enough.

More Points you should add.
-there would only be one strong central government based in the capital Mogadishu.
-Tribal nationalist will never be tolerated.
-Any shop caught selling Burka/Niqaab would be closed, any person seen wearing such in public will be fined.
- Work hard to purify Somalia out of Wahabism
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

Post by Coeus »

Beenaale_No1 wrote:Kenyans and Ethiopian people are not our enemies. They are and should be our friends.

Im not gonna vote for anyone who is anti-Africa, especially anti-East africa. :down:
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Re: Vote me to be president of Somalia

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OliveOil wrote:I LOVE everything you said...HELL YES I will vote for you.. :clap:


But I'm confused, whats up with the three goverments Somalia, Somaliland, and Puntland?...Shouldn't it be ONE central government? :?


All in All :up: :up:
There should be one government, but we will not rush and take one step at one time. Any other governments other than PL and SL will be demolished first, and we will go on to demolish PL government then SL.
galia wrote:haxxor you have some really good ideas however they are not nationalistic enough.

More Points you should add.
-there would only be one strong central government based in the capital Mogadishu.
-Tribal nationalist will never be tolerated.
-Any shop caught selling Burka/Niqaab would be closed, any person seen wearing such in public will be fined.
- Work hard to purify Somalia out of Wahabism
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1. Yes.
2. Yes, Tribal will never mix with politics and anyone who tries to use tribalism ideas, or who inserts tribalism into government will be punished.
3. That is taking too far, we will allow niqab but we will try to discourage it as it is not part of Islam, but rather, culture. Also, who found to be wearing Niqab/Burka will be asked to provide good reasons, otherwise they warned for quite few times then fined.
4. Yes, and anyone who tries to train young boys to admire Al-Shabaab-like/Wahhabism ideology will be punished, possibly with death penalty.
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