sheeko gaaban. (add to it if you can)

[zingii]

I heard quuq and baquuq
coming from a nearby luuq.

I thought it was xasuuq
happening in the luuq.

yelling ciyaal-suuq
only to find a duq.

[afisoone]

Xaafadeena oo dhan waa wada buuq.
waxaa u qabay in laga hadlaayo xasuuq.
dadkii maxaa ku dhacay mase waa qooq.
war hana dambaajinee kaasi waa sanduuq.
qofkasto wuxuu leeyahay wax la dhaho dooq.

[ciyaal_warta]

this wun i read in fb

I met her in a luuq.that was near the suuq and there was no buuq. so she said drop ya number with out a juuq.then i met her in the dukaan,there was no islaan.she was lookin so qurux. she said waar hooy salaan,i said wa alaykumasalan.How can i help u a toore. she said thanks for the amaan,i am lookin for tilmaan.i said stop this old movies is totally xaraan and its ramadaan.

[Knight of Wisdom]

this wun i read in fb

I met her in a luuq.that was near the suuq and there was no buuq. so she said drop ya number with out a juuq.then i met her in the dukaan,there was no islaan.she was lookin so qurux. she said waar hooy salaan,i said wa alaykumasalan.How can i help u a toore. she said thanks for the amaan,i am lookin for tilmaan.i said stop this old movies is totally xaraan and its ramadaan.

Damn, that's pretty smooth.

[Twist]

This, from the legend Boonsi Xirsi making fun of Cabdi Haybe, tops them all:

Haddii aad qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidlaad ka qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidla ka qooqoow
Maxaad ku qooqday?

Hamiga qaawan
Qun-yar la boodku
Qaladba weeye
Qiirad Jabaanta
Haddaad ka qooqday
Qarasha la'aanta
Wax kugu qaata
Qayrkaa ka raadso
Cidla ka qooqoow
Adayska qooqaye
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidlaad ka qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidla ka qooqoow?

[ciyaal_warta]

This, from the legend Boonsi Xirsi making fun of Cabdi Haybe, tops them all:

Haddii aad qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidlaad ka qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidla ka qooqoow
Maxaad ku qooqday?

Hamiga qaawan
Qun-yar la boodku
Qaladba weeye
Qiirad Jabaanta
Haddaad ka qooqday
Qarasha la'aanta
Wax kugu qaata
Qayrkaa ka raadso
Cidla ka qooqoow
Adayska qooqaye
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidlaad ka qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidla ka qooqoow?

alaabtaan hore aan u arkay walaahi boon xirsi caadi maahan

[HELWAA]

this wun i read in fb

I met her in a luuq.that was near the suuq and there was no buuq. so she said drop ya number with out a juuq.then i met her in the dukaan,there was no islaan.she was lookin so qurux. she said waar hooy salaan,i said wa alaykumasalan.How can i help u a toore. she said thanks for the amaan,i am lookin for tilmaan.i said stop this old movies is totally xaraan and its ramadaan.

[ciyaal_warta]

this wun i read in fb

I met her in a luuq.that was near the suuq and there was no buuq. so she said drop ya number with out a juuq.then i met her in the dukaan,there was no islaan.she was lookin so qurux. she said waar hooy salaan,i said wa alaykumasalan.How can i help u a toore. she said thanks for the amaan,i am lookin for tilmaan.i said stop this old movies is totally xaraan and its ramadaan.

waad ka qeylisay soo maaha ..my fav she said drop ur num without a juuq ...and thnx for the amaan

[Twist]

This, from the legend Boonsi Xirsi making fun of Cabdi Haybe, tops them all:

Haddii aad qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidlaad ka qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidla ka qooqoow
Maxaad ku qooqday?

Hamiga qaawan
Qun-yar la boodku
Qaladba weeye
Qiirad Jabaanta
Haddaad ka qooqday
Qarasha la'aanta
Wax kugu qaata
Qayrkaa ka raadso
Cidla ka qooqoow
Adayska qooqaye
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidlaad ka qooqday
Maxaad ku qooqday
Cidla ka qooqoow?

alaabtaan hore aan u arkay walaahi boon xirsi caadi maahan

Duqa gacan aan u taagay runtii. I came across his stuff just 5 - 6 years ago and he's hilarious!

[zingii]

Yo, i thought mine was sick but sicker ones are there.

nice one guys.

afisoone, nice spin there.

warta: way kaa waalantahay sxb.

twist: i thin what you got there is a
diss (maryoleys) style.