Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Daily chitchat.

Moderators: Moderators, Junior Moderators

Forum rules
This General Forum is for general discussions from daily chitchat to more serious discussions among Somalinet Forums members. Please do not use it as your Personal Message center (PM). If you want to contact a particular person or a group of people, please use the PM feature. If you want to contact the moderators, pls PM them. If you insist leaving a public message for the mods or other members, it will be deleted.
User avatar
galia
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 8785
Joined: Tue Mar 15, 2005 6:32 am
Location: 46464
Contact:

Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Post by galia »

Abdiwahab married Basra who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, Basra told Abdiwahab, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." :lol:

"What?" said the puzzled Abdiwahab.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said Abdiwahab, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
haxxor
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 973
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:48 pm

Re: Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Post by haxxor »

This was stolen from Somaliaonline.
User avatar
afisoone
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 5509
Joined: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:46 pm
Location: We all want to become president even though Amisom controls Mogadishu

Re: Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Post by afisoone »

haxxor wrote:This was stolen from Somaliaonline.
why you said it was stolen from somaliaonline while you don't backup your stories.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
For yes it was stolen stuff from this website==http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokes/10_ ... irgin.html
That is an evidence. That is a fact....... You always be truthful even though somali will hate you so much for honest answers. Do not worry and do not care about how somali male/female thinks about yo
u....
haxxor
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 973
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:48 pm

Re: Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Post by haxxor »

afisoone wrote:
haxxor wrote:This was stolen from Somaliaonline.
why you said it was stolen from somaliaonline while you don't backup your stories.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
For yes it was stolen stuff from this website==http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokes/10_ ... irgin.html
That is an evidence. That is a fact....... You always be truthful even though somali will hate you so much for honest answers. Do not worry and do not care about how somali male/female thinks about yo
u....
The proof shows this. Is it because SNET members will hate because I said Somaliaonline? Anyway, I don't care what people thinks of me across the internet because I'm awesome.
User avatar
Basra-
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 49034
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 7:00 pm
Location: Somewhere far, far, far away from you forumers.

Re: Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Post by Basra- »

galia@looooooooooooooooooool


that actually had a hilarious ending. I couldnt understand the rest but i got the last part. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
Jamac_Yare
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 6098
Joined: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:18 pm
Location: Finding Teeth for the Toothless Faqash Kambuli

Re: Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Post by Jamac_Yare »

its very hard to hold up her tummy fat that covers her pussycat explaining why she a virgin
User avatar
Basra-
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 49034
Joined: Mon Feb 16, 2004 7:00 pm
Location: Somewhere far, far, far away from you forumers.

Re: Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Post by Basra- »

jamac 'abdi' yere aka alcha... is mad at me. :roll:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
User avatar
Jamac_Yare
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 6098
Joined: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:18 pm
Location: Finding Teeth for the Toothless Faqash Kambuli

Re: Why After 10 Husbands Basra Is Still A Virgin?

Post by Jamac_Yare »

Basra- wrote:jamac 'abdi' yere aka alcha... is mad at me. :roll:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ramadan kareem macan :rose:
Locked
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “General - General Discussions”