Pick up lines...

[sexy-kitten]

We love 'em, I think they're funny!... I'll start...

"I know you from somewhere.... Aren't you[insert excuse]

"daaaaaaaaaaamn shorty, you got a cake... Can I put icing on it?"

"where your dude at?"

"get with me and I'll make all of your dreams come true!"


I've seen this happen like twice.... 3-4 guys walk past the girl and sing a'capella..

"Daaaaaaaaaaamn, you're single AND beautiful? Whats a cute guh like yourself doing single"

"Baby girl, I run shit around here" loooooooooool I told him "nigga you got diarrhea"

Girl: you're stupid (jokingly)
Guy: you're stupid thick.... Lol

Feel free to add your own!

[934]

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Would you sleep with a stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

f I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

[globetrotter2]

My pick up lines (they always works).

I hope god did not forget to put a brain in this body. (very good when said in somalia)

There is a big heart beneath this chicken chest (always great in somali).

Meeting old women;
I know, I know, I am a little older for your age but....

[greenday]

My pick up lines (they always works).

I hope god did not forget to put a brain in this body. (very good when said in somalia)

There is a big heart beneath this chicken chest (always great in somali).

Meeting old women;
I know, I know, I am a little older for your age but....

How do you say them in Somali

[Methylamine]

lol this is off some fb group:

OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.
You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
hey i know caano geel does the body good but dam girl intee baad cabtay
it's Ramadan, wanna date?
ma parkin ticket baad tahay cuz u have FINE written all over u.
if i was baasto would u b my suugo.

[ciyaal_warta]

We love 'em, I think they're funny!... I'll start...

"I know you from somewhere.... Aren't you[insert excuse]

"daaaaaaaaaaamn shorty, you got a cake... Can I put icing on it?"

"where your dude at?"

"get with me and I'll make all of your dreams come true!"


I've seen this happen like twice.... 3-4 guys walk past the girl and sing a'capella..

"Daaaaaaaaaaamn, you're single AND beautiful? Whats a cute guh like yourself doing single"

"Baby girl, I run shit around here" loooooooooool I told him "nigga you got diarrhea"

Girl: you're stupid (jokingly)
Guy: you're stupid thick.... Lol

Feel free to add your own!

alla waan fuuray

[Garaad_LQ]

holla holla history's greatest pick line

[ToughGong]

One I heard on a Somali riwaayad

"Walaal ma i jeclaani"

[WiglessBidaar]

What do you need pick up lines for waraa? Just walk into a bar with a few shirt buttons undone, flash a gap toothed smile at the babes and when they giggle nervously stride over manfully and buy them a drink. Sez me: Hi my cherry blossom, my name is Abdullahi, Would you care to dance?

Never let me down. Pickup lines are for rookies.

[KingWaslawi]

Halal Pick-Up Lines

My name is BlackSeed, I do the body good.

Sister, please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai

Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain like you have to be
back in Heaven?

Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?

You must be the Buraaq, because I wanna ride you all the way to
heaven

Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

You remind me of the Ka'aba..I could walk around you all day long.

[ToughGong]

You must be the Buraaq, because I wanna ride you all the way to
heaven


You remind me of the Ka'aba..I could walk around you all day long.

First one doesn't sound halal at all

Second one is hilarious