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The_Patriot · Post by **The_Patriot** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:52 pm

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Enlightened~Sista · Post by **Enlightened~Sista** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:02 pm

Mimi kuelewa kwamba, ajabu

eyes-only · Post by **eyes-only** » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:51 pm

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:34 am

Thanks for the laugh pat

hai wewe humjui babangu

The_Patriot · Post by **The_Patriot** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:36 am

Man that was classic

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:46 am

Uli iiba wapi wapi pat?

bring some more

if only they understood swahili...

"Ati mualimu mimi najua hesabu lakin wewe humjui babangu wallahi am still laughing

The best i heard by far

The_Patriot · Post by **The_Patriot** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:56 am

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zingii · Post by **zingii** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:06 am

muslim-man wrote:Uli iiba wapi wapi pat?

bring some more

if only they understood swahili...

"Ati mualimu mimi najua hesabu lakin wewe humjui babangu wallahi am still laughing

The best i heard by far

if am not wrong what you wrote translates to "teacher i know math but you dont know my dad".

The_Patriot · Post by **The_Patriot** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:12 am

yap zingii.

He says, a teacher ask a grade 3 child, if your father borrows a thousand shillings from a bank and another thousand from a neighbor, who much is gonna pay? the kid say nothing, he ask again, and he says nothing, the teacher now mad, tell the kid sit down you know no math. The lil dude says sorry I know math but you don't know my father, he doesn't pay any of his debts...kinda looses its taste in English, but Swales Swahili makes it interesting!

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:19 am

Pat na shukuru

ati samaki ina meno ngapi

na mosquito ina meno ngapi? si umanga watu usiku

Zingi,

Ima try to translate it to the best of my ability

TEACHER Vs STUDENT

Teacher: If you father borrows 1000 from the bank and 1000 from the neighbour, how much money does he pay back?
student: Nothing
Teacher: I said if he borrows 1000 from the bank and 1000 from the neighbour, how much money will he pay back in total
Student: nothing
Teacher: Don't you know how to count?

Studen: I know how to count but you don't kno my father. he never pays back anything

The_Patriot · Post by **The_Patriot** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:25 am

Muslim man
Kwanini Southern sudaneese wanakuwa wablack kwa sababu wanajipaka makaa

This is very racist

muslim-man · Post by **muslim-man** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:37 pm

Shame hawa mafala hawafahamu

afisoone · Post by **afisoone** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:12 pm

The student was focusing on his father and how he don't pay back. The teacher was looking how much is the total?
That confusion always is in the somali political.

afisoone · Post by **afisoone** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:12 pm

The student was focusing on his father and how he don't pay back. The teacher was looking how much is the total?
That confusion always is in the somali political.

Beans · Post by **Beans** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:30 pm

Swalex looks as adorable as ever

Yeah,the joke was good too.

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