For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:52 pm
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Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:02 pm
Mimi kuelewa kwamba, ajabu
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:51 pm
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:34 am
Thanks for the laugh pat
hai wewe humjui babangu
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:36 am
Man that was classic
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:46 am
Uli iiba wapi wapi pat?
bring some more
if only they understood swahili...
"Ati mualimu mimi najua hesabu lakin wewe humjui babangu wallahi am still laughing
The best i heard by far
bring some more
if only they understood swahili...
"Ati mualimu mimi najua hesabu lakin wewe humjui babangu wallahi am still laughing
The best i heard by far
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:56 am
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Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:06 am
if am not wrong what you wrote translates to "teacher i know math but you dont know my dad".muslim-man wrote:Uli iiba wapi wapi pat?
bring some more
if only they understood swahili...
"Ati mualimu mimi najua hesabu lakin wewe humjui babangu wallahi am still laughing
The best i heard by far
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:12 am
yap zingii.
He says, a teacher ask a grade 3 child, if your father borrows a thousand shillings from a bank and another thousand from a neighbor, who much is gonna pay? the kid say nothing, he ask again, and he says nothing, the teacher now mad, tell the kid sit down you know no math. The lil dude says sorry I know math but you don't know my father, he doesn't pay any of his debts...kinda looses its taste in English, but Swales Swahili makes it interesting!
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:19 am
Pat na shukuru
ati samaki ina meno ngapi
na mosquito ina meno ngapi? si umanga watu usiku
Zingi,
Ima try to translate it to the best of my ability
TEACHER Vs STUDENT
Teacher: If you father borrows 1000 from the bank and 1000 from the neighbour, how much money does he pay back?
student: Nothing
Teacher: I said if he borrows 1000 from the bank and 1000 from the neighbour, how much money will he pay back in total
Student: nothing
Teacher: Don't you know how to count?
Studen: I know how to count but you don't kno my father. he never pays back anything
ati samaki ina meno ngapi
na mosquito ina meno ngapi? si umanga watu usiku
Zingi,
Ima try to translate it to the best of my ability
TEACHER Vs STUDENT
Teacher: If you father borrows 1000 from the bank and 1000 from the neighbour, how much money does he pay back?
student: Nothing
Teacher: I said if he borrows 1000 from the bank and 1000 from the neighbour, how much money will he pay back in total
Student: nothing
Teacher: Don't you know how to count?
Studen: I know how to count but you don't kno my father. he never pays back anything
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:25 am
Muslim man
Kwanini Southern sudaneese wanakuwa wablack kwa sababu wanajipaka makaa
This is very racist
Kwanini Southern sudaneese wanakuwa wablack kwa sababu wanajipaka makaa
This is very racist
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:37 pm
Shame hawa mafala hawafahamu 
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:12 pm
The student was focusing on his father and how he don't pay back. The teacher was looking how much is the total?
That confusion always is in the somali political.
That confusion always is in the somali political.
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:12 pm
The student was focusing on his father and how he don't pay back. The teacher was looking how much is the total?
That confusion always is in the somali political.
That confusion always is in the somali political.
Re: For Swahili Speakers
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:30 pm
Swalex looks as adorable as ever 
Yeah,the joke was good too.
Yeah,the joke was good too.