+++Things you’ll never hear a man say:-++++
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 10:07 am
.I’d rather go shopping with you than watch the big football match.
.I’ve got no idea how to fix the central heating.
.Isn’t Valentine’s Day so romantic.
.Does my bum look big in this.
.Let’s spend the whole evening talking just about us.
.I don’t want sex – can you just hold me and tell me you care.
.Tell me all about your day. Then I’ll tell you all about mine
.I’ve got no idea how to fix the central heating.
.Isn’t Valentine’s Day so romantic.
.Does my bum look big in this.
.Let’s spend the whole evening talking just about us.
.I don’t want sex – can you just hold me and tell me you care.
.Tell me all about your day. Then I’ll tell you all about mine