Message to the Released Detainees

[Cinque Mtume]

Dowlad Goboleedka Puntland ee SNET Puntland State of SNET

Salaan sare my fellow Puntlanders,

Before I say anything I want to start off by saying: Aseelah, Amilla, Gemini, FBI and idol, welcome back to your family. I speak for all of us when I say you've all been missed and we have all campaigned for your release.

Now, we have however come to the decision to ban you from the Puntland private group till further notice.

Our security measures are motivated by the fact that we don't know what control our enemies have over your freed usernames. We don't know if we can trust you. FBI in particular refuses to talk about his time in the inside. Could just be that his manhood got violated, but it could also be that he has been coerced into spying on his people to be granted release from jail. This of course could apply to all of you. The oppressive character of the Siad Nabeela Regime know no bounds.

Halkaas aan warkeyga ku dhameysto. You will all be monitored and observed from now on till we feel we really have our sisters and bro back.

[gemini07]

oh, shit, you're for real.

btw, aseelah = gemini. we are the same person.

[Cinque Mtume]

btw, aseelah = gemini. we are the same person.

WHAT?

That's it, you're on double observation.

[gemini07]

btw, aseelah = gemini. we are the same person.

WHAT?

That's it, you're on double observation.

meh. i'm the cabdullahi yusuf of this place, you niggas are morgans. bring it on.

[Cinque Mtume]

You just proved you're the real you, you're off the hook.

[gemini07]

You just proved you're the real you, you're off the hook.

[Amilla]

What? this can't be happening.

After all the intorrogation, torture and prosecuation that I have endured in jail, is this how I am thanked?

Cinque mtume I assure you, they couldn't break me. If I spilled the beans the small teeth nation, lead by dictator Nabeela would have carried out a massive crackdown.

I demand to be given an access to the PPG, otherwise I will send unlce Abdullahi Yusuf and his nobel comrades after your sorry behind.

[quark]

Dowlad Goboleedka Puntland ee SNET Puntland State of SNET

Salaan sare my fellow Puntlanders,

Before I say anything I want to start off by saying: Aseelah, Amilla, Gemini, FBI and idol, welcome back to your family. I speak for all of us when I say you've all been missed and we have all campaigned for your release.

Now, we have however come to the decision to ban you from the Puntland private group till further notice.

Our security measures are motivated by the fact that we don't know what control our enemies have over your freed usernames. We don't know if we can trust you. FBI in particular refuses to talk about his time in the inside. Could just be that his manhood got violated, but it could also be that he has been coerced into spying on his people to be granted release from jail. This of course could apply to all of you. The oppressive character of the Siad Nabeela Regime know no bounds.

Halkaas aan warkeyga ku dhameysto. You will all be monitored and observed from now on till we feel we really have our sisters and bro back.

[yungnfresh]

Dowlad Goboleedka Puntland ee SNET Puntland State of SNET

Salaan sare my fellow Puntlanders,

Before I say anything I want to start off by saying: Aseelah, Amilla, Gemini, FBI and idol, welcome back to your family. I speak for all of us when I say you've all been missed and we have all campaigned for your release.

Now, we have however come to the decision to ban you from the Puntland private group till further notice.

Our security measures are motivated by the fact that we don't know what control our enemies have over your freed usernames. We don't know if we can trust you. FBI in particular refuses to talk about his time in the inside. Could just be that his manhood got violated, but it could also be that he has been coerced into spying on his people to be granted release from jail. This of course could apply to all of you. The oppressive character of the Siad Nabeela Regime know no bounds.

Halkaas aan warkeyga ku dhameysto. You will all be monitored and observed from now on till we feel we really have our sisters and bro back.

[ToughGong]

Before I say anything I want to start off by saying: Aseelah, Amilla, Gemini, FBI and idol, welcome back to your family. I speak for all of us when I say you've all been missed and we have all campaigned for your release.

Now, we have however come to the decision to ban you from the Puntland private group till further notice.

[Amilla]

I thought you were kidding.

Cinque: Do you know something we don't? How could your strip us of our rights like that? Not cool, Not cool at all. Beesha will definately have a meeting to discuss about this.

[FBISOMALIA]

as you like sxb

[Somalian_Boqor]

Cinque Mtume let me back in, in the Puntland private group

[Advo]

As the spokeman of beesha SADE on Snet, I demand all the people previously banned to be reinstated into the Puntland private group immediately. I cannot go into details about the negotiation and deals reached behind bars with few members but I will say this, no one snitched. All information gathered were educated guesses based on body movements and observation of human psychology. They went through extensive water boardings (and no I don't mean pirates boarding ships), they witnessed psychological warfare by viewing a fictional video of faroole overdosing on spiked quule, their genetically predisposed faan was directly challenged by voltage 24 hour non stop pre recorded speeches blasting through microphones. It was hell but they survived and by god, earned the respect of all the guards.

btw no one understood the detainee, FBI, we gave up on him in the first 10 minutes.

[Murax]

As one of the chief interrogators I assure You that I did not engage in any form of physical torture to any of the detainees. I can also assure You that all the detainees were fed well, and treated with hospitality.


However to expedite results I did engage in many forms of devastating torture that helped to break the resolve of the detainees. My ingenious methods included but were not limited to:


-Pissing on Abdullahi Yusuf posters infront of the detainees as well as showing slow motion footage of Gen Gabre giving him that famous slap over and over again.

-Loud Speakers blaring Barre Hiiraale's name 10 times a day

-Bringing in Sh Atom and having him give halaqahs and dacwa to the detainees

-Force feeding of quule to all the prisoners.


When the detainees started to behave we rewarded them with putting up beatiful videos of Puntland on a projector screen, messages of encouragement from faroole, google earth images of Bossaso.