No Parent Left Behind!!!

[kambuli]

These are real notes written by parents in the XXXXXXXXX school
> district . Spellings have been left intact...
> ...
>
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute
> him.
>
> 2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
>
> 3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and
> also 33.
>
> 4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
>
> 5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a
> tree and misplaced his hip.
>
> 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
>
> 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in
> the growing part.
>
> 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very
> close veins.
>
> 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
>
> 10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
>
> 11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direa
> --- the shits.
>
> 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his
> boots leak.
>
> 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
>
> 14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
>
> 15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't
> know what size she wear.
>
> 16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the
> sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was
> sunday.
>
> 17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
>
> 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend
> with the marines.
>
> 19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not
> breed well.
>
> 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
>
> 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
>
> Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

[djibsomali]

welcome back kambuli

[kambuli]

Djibsomali,

Thanks huuno I wasn't gone...I was busyyyyyyyyyy.