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Any stay at home wives here? how do you stay sane -_-

ladies do you want to be a stay at home wife?

men, do you want to have a stay at home wife?

Find myself a rich, barren Jewish chick and become a stay at home dad.

accident wrote:Find myself a rich, barren Jewish chick and become a stay at home dad.

LOL WTF, thats so sad. Like legit, thats sad and boring. You know orthodox jews can only have sex between a sheet with a hole cut in the middle.

Nanees wrote:

accident wrote:Find myself a rich, barren Jewish chick and become a stay at home dad.

LOL WTF, thats so sad. Like legit, thats sad and boring. You know orthodox jews can only have sex between a sheet with a hole cut in the middle.

Even better, I won't have to deal with her hairy body and her oniony/garlicy breath. That is the life.

accident wrote:

Nanees wrote:

accident wrote:Find myself a rich, barren Jewish chick and become a stay at home dad.

LOL WTF, thats so sad. Like legit, thats sad and boring. You know orthodox jews can only have sex between a sheet with a hole cut in the middle.

Even better, I won't have to deal with her hairy body and her oniony/garlicy breath. That is the life.

Don't take this the wrong way bro.... but do you feel that same distaste for all women ?

I would have picked stay home mother that sounds more to my liking cos im staying home with the kids and not the kusband. Oohh the life no more work and study commitment to trade for cooking and cleaning for two hrs max?

Nanees wrote:Don't take this the wrong way bro.... but do you feel that same distaste for all women ?

I see what you did there.

Ideally I would prefer a Somali chick but let's face it, there aren't extremely rich ones around I can mooch off of. So I have to settle for a Jewish, barren chick with halitosis.

Ferrari cars, big house, chicks on the side as she works

That is life.

XaliimoFarax wrote:I would have picked stay home mother that sounds more to my liking cos im staying home with the kids and not the kusband. Oohh the life no more work and study commitment to trade for cooking and cleaning for two hrs max?

So no stay-at-home till you have kids? I like the way you think.

accident wrote:

Nanees wrote:Don't take this the wrong way bro.... but do you feel that same distaste for all women ?

I see what you did there.

Ideally I would prefer a Somali chick but let's face it, there aren't extremely rich ones around I can mooch off of. So I have to settle for a Jewish, barren chick with halitosis.

Ferrari cars, big house, chicks on the side as she works

That is life.

LMAO @ Halitosis, have you ever actually encountered somebody w. halitosis? they're breath is so hot itll give you sunburn... even if you're black

I was in a packed train. Since I am 4' 4 feet tall. I was as high as this guys chin, he was not facing me but he was pretty close to me. So this guy faced me and exhaled through his nose, not even his mouth. I think I blacked out, I was not myself for the rest of that day. Horrible experience.

Nenee nah I will stay home NOW if someone was going to pay for all my expenses. I want to live and working aint living. There is so much but got to wait for a farah to relieve me of my duties.

I want two wives: a stay-in-the-kitchen and a stay-in-the-bedroom

yungnfresh wrote:I want two wives: a stay-in-the-kitchen and a stay-in-the-bedroom

Lets be real, you're lucky if you get one willing wife Islam outlawed forced marriages a couple years ago, you must have missed to memo.

accident wrote:I was in a packed train. Since I am 4' 4 feet tall. I was as high as this guys chin, he was not facing me but he was pretty close to me. So this guy faced me and exhaled through his nose, not even his mouth. I think I blacked out, I was not myself for the rest of that day. Horrible experience.

I bet one of the symptoms of halitosis is a mouth that tastes like metal. "Abaayo, you taste like manganese today, mashaAllah"

XaliimoFarax wrote:Nenee nah I will stay home NOW if someone was going to pay for all my expenses. I want to live and working aint living. There is so much but got to wait for a farah to relieve me of my duties.

LOOOOOOL Dang gurl, on the real though if your husband makes enough to support the both of you and enough money that your full time job can be shopping, then go for it i'll personally hunt you down and smack you if you dont lol

When you go in for the kiss and you smell her breath right before you kiss her. Switch tactics and straight up headbutt her.

Waabe naage maxaay banaanka ka raadini? Waa inaay gurigeeda jooga; ninkeeda raali u ahaato; caruurteeda korsato. Naag waxaa loo sameeyey inaay ninkeeda raali geliso.

Waa run qoysaska dibada degan kuma filno hal dhaqaale oo keliye ah. Sidaasi darteed waxaa haboon in lagu masaruufo Afrika. Sannadkii laba mar la soo booqdo.

Qoysku saas ayuu qiimo badan ku leeyahay.

Lamgoodle wrote:Waa inaay gurigeeda jooga.

*Gurigeeda joogta.


That was the first time I ever corrected somebody elses af somaali, god bless you sir. you've restored my hope in myself.