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always check under your bed covers before you sleep

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I heard this when I was younger can't remember but I think it was a hadith. Ever since I make sure to check the bed sheets no matter how clean. Well it finally paid off the other night. I came home tired, took a look and there was this lizard or that animal from geico insurance commercial on my bed. My paranoia was worth it.
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Alchemist wrote:I heard this when I was younger can't remember but I think it was a hadith. Ever since I make sure to check the bed sheets no matter how clean. Well it finally paid off the other night. I came home tired, took a look and there was this lizard or that animal from geico insurance commercial on my bed. My paranoia was worth it.

Will def put this into practice :lol:
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Alchemist wrote:I heard this when I was younger can't remember but I think it was a hadith. Ever since I make sure to check the bed sheets no matter how clean. Well it finally paid off the other night. I came home tired, took a look and there was this lizard or that animal from geico insurance commercial on my bed. My paranoia was worth it.
Don't jins have the ability to change into lizards?
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dont forget to check under your pillow the tooth fairy might have left you some money
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:lol:
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Yes it was a hadith about how the Prophet saw would use a cloth to dust his bed, hitting it 3 times. This way you can make sure there are no tiny insects/bugs before you sleep on it.
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Jamac_Yare wrote:dont forget to check under your pillow the tooth fairy might have left you some money
You are kicking everyone's ass on the EPL fantasy league man.
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Turbulence wrote:
Jamac_Yare wrote:dont forget to check under your pillow the tooth fairy might have left you some money
You are kicking everyone's ass on the EPL fantasy league man.

its not even half way tru the season sxb

no1 replying in the fantasy team thread :lol: :lol:
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Alchemist wrote:I heard this when I was younger can't remember but I think it was a hadith. Ever since I make sure to check the bed sheets no matter how clean. Well it finally paid off the other night. I came home tired, took a look and there was this lizard or that animal from geico insurance commercial on my bed. My paranoia was worth it.
really?!! i wonder where you live!!
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barakaboy10 wrote:
Alchemist wrote:I heard this when I was younger can't remember but I think it was a hadith. Ever since I make sure to check the bed sheets no matter how clean. Well it finally paid off the other night. I came home tired, took a look and there was this lizard or that animal from geico insurance commercial on my bed. My paranoia was worth it.
really?!! i wonder where you live!!
I wondered the same, is it a tent or a shack?
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For all those who find this funny it won't be funny when a snake or a cat bites off your ceeb.

I'm in Kenya.
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Of course, it would be embarrassing to find your girlfriend's sister because you mixed up the rooms when you spent the night.

Alchie,

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Alchemist wrote:For all those who find this funny it won't be funny when a snake or a cat bites off your ceeb.

I'm in Kenya.
you should have mentioned you live in Kenya in the first paragraph because i didn't know what to say and could have saved some valuable time for me.

under similar conditions, i would definitely check not only under my pillow but also the whole room.

i went to Kenya last year and it was very bad. it is a dirty place with no proper sewage and draining system. expect anything from such unsanitary place.

but alx i currently live in the states and i am less worried about that for now.
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A frog came to my room last night around 1am man it took me a while to take it out.

Ya I'm in Kenya lol.
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