I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
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I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
I'm starting to realize my resentment for women actually stems from jealousy.
Life for (moderately attractive) women is a joke. You don't need to work, a man takes care of you, you can get pregnant and get a free house and benefits, the law will always side with you in terms of custody...anything you want you can get.
I can't even grow a beard....i might aswell be a woman walahi
Life for (moderately attractive) women is a joke. You don't need to work, a man takes care of you, you can get pregnant and get a free house and benefits, the law will always side with you in terms of custody...anything you want you can get.
I can't even grow a beard....i might aswell be a woman walahi
Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
feeling of despair and even thoughts of suicide
Somalinet advice,
Turn to ALLAH for guidance and have hope that Allah will help you out of your difficulties and not despair
Somalinet advice,
Turn to ALLAH for guidance and have hope that Allah will help you out of your difficulties and not despair

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Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
War heedhe ma maanta in lagu uureeyo jeclaatay.DrAideed wrote:I'm starting to realize my resentment for women actually stems from jealousy.
Life for (moderately attractive) women is a joke. You don't need to work, a man takes care of you, you can get pregnant and get a free house and benefits, the law will always side with you in terms of custody...anything you want you can get.
I can't even grow a beard....i might aswell be a woman walahi




Yaa! oo uur yeelatidooo shan caruur ah dhashidoo something like that. What a bad choice wishing....
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Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
I like this dude. Favourite new user.
But I'd argue life's even more difficult for an ugly woman than it is for an average guy. .... but looks are relative (I hate my morals).

But I'd argue life's even more difficult for an ugly woman than it is for an average guy. .... but looks are relative (I hate my morals).
Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
Akhi brother,
Are you trying to say all of these Somali naago (the majority, including habarteey) who are dhuxul and overweight are attractive? No, but they still found some idiot to impregnate them, and as long as they live in the West that's a house and free money.
I would rather be Precious than myself walahi.
Are you trying to say all of these Somali naago (the majority, including habarteey) who are dhuxul and overweight are attractive? No, but they still found some idiot to impregnate them, and as long as they live in the West that's a house and free money.
I would rather be Precious than myself walahi.
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Bro, I'm currently in the hunt for an heiress. When I find her, I'll introduce you to her sisters and/or friends

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Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
DrAideed wrote:Akhi brother,
Are you trying to say all of these Somali naago (the majority, including habarteey) who are dhuxul and overweight are attractive? No, but they still found some idiot to impregnate them, and as long as they live in the West that's a house and free money.
I would rather be Precious than myself walahi.
disturbing how u view ur parents..wasted sperm iga dheh
Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
What's disturbing? Honesty?
Yes hoyadeey could stand to lose a few pounds and use some Diana, what's wrong with that?
So could you most likely.
Yes hoyadeey could stand to lose a few pounds and use some Diana, what's wrong with that?
So could you most likely.
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Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
So, will you turn your outie into an innie on the operating table?
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Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
sheekadu waxay maraysaa (if i was a woman). 

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Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
Why would you want to be a female when you have a penis?
When your a girl, you have to maintain your bodyweight so you can get married (for men, you don't need to maintain your weight to get a female. Its good to maintain your weight for health reasons but you r still going to get a hot woman to marry)
You have a vagina when your a female. Why would you want that?
Women sometimes don't have jobs. Why would you want to be unemployed? You know how liberating and awesome it feels to get paid?
You have to cook the food. Its a fine job but what if you burn the food and you upset the people u were cooking for?
Being a women is a terrible thing. Being a guy is better.
When your a girl, you have to maintain your bodyweight so you can get married (for men, you don't need to maintain your weight to get a female. Its good to maintain your weight for health reasons but you r still going to get a hot woman to marry)
You have a vagina when your a female. Why would you want that?
Women sometimes don't have jobs. Why would you want to be unemployed? You know how liberating and awesome it feels to get paid?
You have to cook the food. Its a fine job but what if you burn the food and you upset the people u were cooking for?
Being a women is a terrible thing. Being a guy is better.
Re: I think my life would be perfect if I was a woman...
I don't want to work. As soon as I turn 18 I plan to be on jobseekers for the rest of my life (insha'allah).
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