Got 4 LINKS WOOP WOOP!

[ZubeirAwal]

Right now as i was using ma pc,about 6-9 Somali girls were yapping their mouths aside right next to ma car, so i went to the window and yelled, "Oi, you lot best not touch ma car" and they were like "You got a liter" and i said "What for , smoking?"
and they said "yes" and den i said " you yutes better jog on from dis road , askin man for liter, especially you the hijabi one, how u gonna were a hijab and den smoke benson & hedges?" she was like "Warya timojilec don't bring dat religious bullshit on me " and i tried to say something and she said "1 SECOND WARYA SHUT UP 1 SECOND. IS THIS YOUR ROAD WHY ARE YOU ACTIN LIKE DIS IS YOUR ROAD" and i went " All im sayin' is don't touch ma car or go near it " and they went "WHERE NOT TOUCHING YOUR CAR FAM CALM DOWN" and i said "How do i know i dat, just a 2nd ago i saw you lot dashin something near it " and they went " NO FAM WHERE NOT , OH WAIT THERE IS A GUY WITH A LITER OVER THERE" 6 of them ran,4 of dem stayed, only 1 was buff the others were butterz the buff1 was the hijabi and i asked her "How old r u?" she replied "15" and i said " Aren't u supposed to be at home its 9 , theres crackheads in dis park" and then she went how old r u " i said turning 17" den she said do you wanna have ma numba" i said sure why not", i text'd her and i told her lets meet up tommorow at the closest Subways, and 'ERE I AM.

WOOP WOOP DAS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE WOOP WOOP THE SOUND OF ME GETTING LINKS YAO"

[greenday]

Get in there

[grandpakhalif]

Speak english!

[1_londoner]

AB. Is. Hilarious.

[anonymousfaarax]

@ lets meet in subway

[anonymousfaarax]

BTW subway does 10% student discount

[Alphanumeric]

But smoking is haraam.



I know you're 16 dude, but c'mon.

[Rainbows]

Watch you get jumped by a pack of girls.

[KingMJ]

" i said turning 17"

Fam who you fooling that weren't you car in the first place

[anonymousfaarax]

Alpha NO you are bringing it all back.

[Alphanumeric]

Watch you get jumped by a pack of girls.

[Rainbows]

But smoking is haraam.



I know you're 16 dude, but c'mon.

WTF bro?

[Aemon85]

Right now as i was using ma pc,about 6-9 Somali girls were yapping their mouths aside right next to ma car, so i went to the window and yelled, "Oi, you lot best not touch ma car" and they were like "You got a liter" and i said "What for , smoking?"
and they said "yes" and den i said " you yutes better jog on from dis road , askin man for liter, especially you the hijabi one, how u gonna were a hijab and den smoke benson & hedges?" she was like "Warya timojilec don't bring dat religious bullshit on me " and i tried to say something and she said "1 SECOND WARYA SHUT UP 1 SECOND. IS THIS YOUR ROAD WHY ARE YOU ACTIN LIKE DIS IS YOUR ROAD" and i went " All im sayin' is don't touch ma car or go near it " and they went "WHERE NOT TOUCHING YOUR CAR FAM CALM DOWN" and i said "How do i know i dat, just a 2nd ago i saw you lot dashin something near it " and they went " NO FAM WHERE NOT , OH WAIT THERE IS A GUY WITH A LITER OVER THERE" 6 of them ran,4 of dem stayed, only 1 was buff the others were butterz the buff1 was the hijabi and i asked her "How old r u?" she replied "15" and i said " Aren't u supposed to be at home its 9 , theres crackheads in dis park" and then she went how old r u " i said turning 17" den she said do you wanna have ma numba" i said sure why not", i text'd her and i told her lets meet up tommorow at the closest Subways, and 'ERE I AM.

WOOP WOOP DAS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE WOOP WOOP THE SOUND OF ME GETTING LINKS YAO"

Funny story but I thought you said you had 4 links, that's just one link at subways.

[BlackVelvet]

AB. Is. Hilarious.

[Alphanumeric]

But smoking is haraam.



I know you're 16 dude, but c'mon.

WTF bro?

Lol, sorry man, I just had to point that shit out.