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This video is so stupidly accurate.

For instance, last night I received the following gems from white/white identifying people:

You're very, very pretty. We don't have many African Americans in Wisconsin, and you're smart too, wow. - A comment I received from this gross, racist white dude who was trying to accomplish GOD knows what. All I know is that I was fifty feet away from him as soon as he dropped that line. I'm not here for that, buddy; I'm here for coffee, not for your corn husking self.

I just don't find colored men to be attractive. I think most people would agree. - A comment from my biracial friend. Nayaa, 1) Bitch, is this the 60s? "Colored" kulaha 2) YOU'RE NOT WHITE. YOU LOOK STRAIGHT UP MEXICAN, ACUDUBILAAH.

Oh my god, can you say something in Somali? - No, I'm not your pet. I refuse to speak Somali on command for your entertainment. Bro, I don't even know you. Youtube that shit.

thats what happens when you live in the MidWest

She is hot.

Racism Lite version is not funny. Fight it.

You got called African American I'd be real mad if I was u

Colonel wrote:You got called African American I'd be real mad if I was u

No, let me tell you how he said it, though: he was like, "...African...American?" like, his mental process was probably like, "OH MY GOD, WHAT'S THE LEAST OFFENSIVE WAY TO SAY SHE'S BLACK WITHOUT CALLING HER BLACK? WHAT IS IT THAT THESE BLACKS USE AGAIN...NEGRO...COLORED...AFRICAN AMERICAN?" Like, he said it with such hesitation that you could tell that he was ironically trying to be inoffensive. If I wasn't grossed out by him, I would have been like, "I'm Somali, you know."

But let's be real, though - I was probably the third black person this kid's seen in his life, there's no way he'd be able to pinpoint my ethnicity.

blitzkrieg wrote:

Colonel wrote:You got called African American I'd be real mad if I was u

No, let me tell you how he said it, though: he was like, "...African...American?" like, his mental process was probably like, "OH MY GOD, WHAT'S THE LEAST OFFENSIVE WAY TO SAY SHE'S BLACK WITHOUT CALLING HER BLACK? WHAT IS IT THAT THESE BLACKS USE AGAIN...NEGRO...COLORED...AFRICAN AMERICAN?" Like, he said it with such hesitation that you could tell that he was ironically trying to be inoffensive. If I wasn't grossed out by him, I would have been like, "I'm Somali, you know."

But let's be real, though - I was probably the third black person this kid's seen in his life, there's no way he'd be able to pinpoint my ethnicity.

shit girls say



i wish i could mute them when i wanted to.

LOL @ is it like..bad to do black face?

Abaha cun dheh.