did you ever shoplift?

grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:49 pm

bal no sheeg your thieving escapades.

Alphanumeric · Post by **Alphanumeric** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:50 pm

Yeah, but it really hurt my back afterward.

Beans · Post by **Beans** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:51 pm

I preffer the term borrowed.

grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:51 pm

Alphanumeric wrote:Yeah, but it really hurt my back afterward.

What'd you get? Stealing TV like a negro?

Alphanumeric · Post by **Alphanumeric** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:53 pm

grandpakhalif wrote:
Alphanumeric wrote:Yeah, but it really hurt my back afterward.
What'd you get? Stealing TV like a negro?

Like...what? TV? Negro?

It was a joke.

grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:54 pm

Haye, so your a goodie toosho who never delved into five finger discount?

Colonel · Post by **Colonel** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:59 pm

Talib ul cilm grandpa tell us of your thieving adventures so that I may inform the Saudi authorities to deal with you on your next visit to the blessed land.

Advo · Post by **Advo** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:00 am

When I was younger.

I would get one of these: http://www.chinatraderonline.com/Files/ ... 594462.jpg

and fill it up all the way to the top with these: http://www.spicesofindia.co.uk/acatalog ... er-Big.gif

Cover the very top layer of the shopping cart with: http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/200 ... et.480.jpg

and push it out of the supermarket without bringing any attention to myself

Take it to a mexican: http://laist.com/attachments/la_anti/watts55.jpg

Trade it for like $200 and packs of cigarettes

not bad for a 14 year old.

grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:03 am

Colonel wrote:Talib ul cilm grandpa tell us of your thieving adventures so that I may inform the Saudi authorities to deal with you on your next visit to the blessed land.

I don't think they listen to khawarij.

Colonel · Post by **Colonel** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:08 am

grandpakhalif wrote:
Colonel wrote:Talib ul cilm grandpa tell us of your thieving adventures so that I may inform the Saudi authorities to deal with you on your next visit to the blessed land.
I don't think they listen to khawarij.

They also do not allow them entry hence why you have not yet visited the holy land.

grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:08 am

Colonel you have anything else to say.

Colonel · Post by **Colonel** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:10 am

grandpakhalif wrote:Colonel you have anything else to say.

I certainly have

Post by **Nabeela** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:11 am

Yes, once from goodwell.

grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:13 am

Nabeela wrote:Yes, once from goodwell.

Are you trollin me?

Post by **Nabeela** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:14 am

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