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How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


Imagine this was your student and he/she answered all the questions exactly as answered above; it would be kinda challenging to give them F coz "Hadal, qofna si u yiri qofna si u qaaday." They might argue that's how they see it & they can prove their answers. :lol:
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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Smartpants. :lol:
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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I laughed reading some of the answers! lol
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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In an islamic school i used to go to back in the late 90's, I wrote "Allah Knows" for the questions I didn't know the answers to and she marked it correctly :lol: . i remember it was the very last quiz/test (i dont remember which one it was) before i transferred to a regular english public school in september.

Life back then was much easier than life today :(
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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^ In an Islamic school it must be almost impossible to give an F for such an answer. :)

Did you really do that & got a P or you've just made it up, fighter? :lol:
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Twist wrote:^ In an Islamic school it must be almost impossible to give an F for such an answer. :)

Did you really do that & got a P or you've just made it up, fighter? :lol:

Honest to god it happened. I remember it very well. The teacher was a Somali lady originally from Wales. I always wanted to meet her again but I here she moved back to Wales. Nice kind lady. Islamic school run by Somalis, what do you expect? :down:
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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So that didn't happen in Somalia but in the West? Damn! You're really a fighter, mate!

PS: Why did you want meet her again anyway?
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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Cool :up: at the age of 8, I used to have a book that had questions like these accompanied with pictures..One of the questions I remember was close to question#8..But it read like this;

If you drop a white hat into the red sea what will it become?

I also remember a question which was like this:

Why do birds fly South...
The answer was " Because it is too far to walk" and the illustrations showed birds walking :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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Twist wrote:So that didn't happen in Somalia but in the West? Damn! You're really a fighter, mate!

PS: Why did you want meet her again anyway?
:lol: :lol: happened in canada

just wanted to meet her again cause she was a really good teacher and treated all her students as her own kids. nothing better than having a somali hoyoo that isnt ur own hoyoo be your school teacher :up: they r very easygoing and kind and spoil you when you are younger.
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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Waanba yaabaye! I thought, like Dr Yalaxow, you had something for MILF's! :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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Oh Twist :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

God NO! There are some nasty people on this website :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:down: :down: :down:

Keep it PG warya. :lol:

A white lady MILF (YES!)... never a Somali lady
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Beans doing what she's best, twisting the knife where it hurts the most. :lol:


Fighter, we, men have weaknesses & those weaknesses increase/decrease, worsen or slow down due to time and other factors so your tastes might change quicker than you may think, young man. Now you might be eying white milf's but you might find yourself not being able to turn away from that 40 yo Somali garoob in your neighborhood & you don't know when & how that happened. :lol: :lol:
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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Could never resist. :lol:
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Re: How Would You Grade This Student's Answers?

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Twist wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Beans doing what she's best, twisting the knife where it hurts the most. :lol:


Fighter, we, men have weaknesses & those weaknesses increase/decrease, worsen or slow down due to time and other factors so your tastes might change quicker than you may think, young man. Now you might be eying white milf's but you might realize you can turn away from that 40 yo Somali garoob in your neighborhood & you don't know when & how that happened. :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: "tastes might change quicker than you think".

looks like your "taste" has changed and your justifying young Somali men to get after them Somali MILFS. Which Somali hoyoos do you fancy? The ones who smell like uunsi? The ones who smell like strong perfume? The ones that make sambuusas on the random non-ramadan day for her family? The somali hoyoos that drive the 1998 green dodge caravans like all somali hoyoos?

Just focus on a latino woman and you wont have your Somali MILF fantasies :lol: :down: :down:
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