
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/02/world ... istan.html
The U.S has pulled out of Iraq, and today the secretary of defense has announced plans to end combat operations in Afghanistan by mid next year. Two nations have been freed from tyranny and religious extremism and transformed into democracies, and the terror chief himself was found cowering in suburban Pakistan with some porno magazines and was promptly executed along with his son. I think the war on terror has been a resounding success and the mission of avenging American blood and debasing terrorism and tyranny has been accomplished.

