You know you have been in Somalia for too long

[AbdiWahab252]

when you:

1. Tune out the sound of gunfire and carry on with your business.

2. Never go out alone without armed guards.

3. You no longer wear shorts.

4. You automatically segragate yourself from the opposite gender in meetings or when eating out.

5. You ask "Warya, what network are you on ? when jotting down a number"

6. Carry more than one mobile phone

7. Find it weird when you see a woman wearing trousers or not covering her hair.

8. Handshaking with members of the opposite sex feels extremely uncomfortable.

9. Flight departure/arrival times are merely suggestions.

10. Stop answering unknown numbers.

[Colonel]

#3, 4 and 8. It seems that you're returning to your glorious days as wadaad.

#7 Does that really happen? And when it does what's the reaction of the surrounding populace.

[AbdiWahab252]

Colonel,

It happens occasionally. I find it odd when I go to places like Kenya and see all that booty.