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eliteSomali wrote:Back in the 80s I was arrested in Cuba for a year and half. First thing I wanted to do when I got out was get laid but that became harder than I'd imagined. The prison was located outside of the cities so we had to drive. After a few hours on the road a tire blew out and we had to fix it. At this point my frustration have reached higher than it can go. There was a banana plantation nearby and I've heard before that banana trees can be focked. so I ran to the plantation and started getting at it. But sadly, it did not alleviate my pain. So I had to run back to the car and we started driving again and then another tire blew out again and this time I am pissed. We were still about 30miles out of the nearest city. I was hella mad and confused. While I was looking around I saw a female dog that was nearby. I grabbed her and started getting at it. The only problem was female dogs tend to control the male dogs when it comes to sex. She clings to the ceeb until she's had enough and I though I would just pull it out when I was done but I tried and it wouldnt come out. She clung to it and I started calling for help. homeboy came and killed the bitch. xaalaygaan xaraystaan kadibna wadadaan qabanay. 8-)
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:lol: abvously he was trolling ,ciyaal xamar are known for f-king qolofta cumbaha though :lol:
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samadoon-waaxid wrote::lol: abvously he was trolling ,ciyaal xamar are known for f-king qolofta cumbaha though :lol:

Eee, you can hand that to someone and they wont know :lol: :down:
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What do you expect from people who hail from the pirate region :lol: :lol:
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so much ignorance... :down:
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greenday wrote:
samadoon-waaxid wrote::lol: abvously he was trolling ,ciyaal xamar are known for f-king qolofta cumbaha though :lol:

Eee, you can hand that to someone and they wont know :lol: :down:
:lol: :lol: :lol: ROFL literally
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:lol: :lol: :lol: I would pay to see that.
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Pwani wrote:
greenday wrote:
samadoon-waaxid wrote::lol: abvously he was trolling ,ciyaal xamar are known for f-king qolofta cumbaha though :lol:

Eee, you can hand that to someone and they wont know :lol: :down:
:lol: :lol: :lol: ROFL literally

I guess waa fahante waxaa kawade :lol: :lol:
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GD,who doesn't? :lol:
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faraaxoos1 wrote:Image
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:shock: :lol: :lol:
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haa cabdoow waa sheeko run ah oo dhacday. Brings back delightful memories. 8-)
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eliteSomali wrote:haa cabdoow waa sheeko run ah oo dhacday. Brings back delightful memories. 8-)
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Keyblade wrote:
eliteSomali wrote:haa cabdoow waa sheeko run ah oo dhacday. Brings back delightful memories. 8-)
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:lol: What u insinuating bruh?
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