A hot Spanish chick

[accident]

I saw one today, I started chatting with her. She was extremely hot, with all the right bumps in the right places. She open her mouth to talk to me and before I knew it, I could smell dog shit. Seriously, did she feast on her dead parents 3 month old corpses? Did she brush her teeth with dog shit? How can a human produce that kind of smell? What a fucking bitch. I just walked away as she was talking.

[Coeus]

[Alphanumeric]

Lies. We all know you didn't talk to her. Most likely spotted her entering an adjoining subway car on the train.

I also play scenarios through my head.

[accident]

Alpha, she was not as bad as the dude who stood next to on a crowded bus. His breath from his nose should be used a bio-weapon. A nerve gas perhaps.

[Alphanumeric]

There was a guy in my 9th grade English class, sat next to me for the semester. I've never shared so much gum in my life.

[Thuganomics]

Lies. We all know you didn't talk to her. Most likely spotted her entering an adjoining subway car on the train.

I also play scenarios through my head.

[Rabshoole]

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Shit like that closes the deal right out the gate.

[accident]

There was a guy in my 9th grade English class, sat next to me for the semester. I've never shared so much gum in my life.

[Skippa]

there are worse things...