Any Golf Players out there?

[Daff]

Ok here is my delimma..the boss invites everyone to a game once a year, and he loves to play golf. In the past I managed to get out of it by making excuses, but this year I have to go. I have never played golf, I started watching the golf channel to get some tips, and signed up for some lessons at my neighborhood golf course.
I went there all excited and thinking how hard could it be, just hit the damn golf ball and you are the next tiger woods. Guess what I was in for a big shock. My first swing I missed the darn golf ball, my second swing the the golf ball just rolled 30 meters (taraarax) and into the bushes I looked at my trainer and he has this look on his face WTH...Now I am having second thoughts about this..It sure looks easy on TV, but this shidh is hard.

I need to come up with the best excuse ever, any of you Faraxs out there ever play Golf, I might as well include the Xalimos too since I have never seen Faraxs play this game. Why can't he pick soccer or basketball....

[Alphanumeric]

Good luck.

[waryaa]

just be honest and tell him the truth and say you can accompany him.

[Daff]

Good luck.

Alpha waa laguuggu qasarray You play any sports at all, I was expecting an advice man

[Daff]

just be honest and tell him the truth and say you can accompany him.

Waryaa

I feel kind bad for being invited every year, and making execuses...you know gaalo cuqdad...not good for a careerwise as well that is why I am trying this time... got 4 weeks to practice...i guess golf is not for Faraxs..

[Advo]

Instead of P.E in middle school we were taking to golf courts and we practiced everyday. It's harder than it looks and it's boring as hell lol, however they are loaded with money and we used to get expensive gifts

[Lamagoodle]

I play golf during summer. It is a great game and I have a handicap of 17.

I would suggest that you become a cuddy first. The only knowledge you need is to carry the golf bag and read the greens and know the different clubs.

[Daff]

Advo

that is why only rich ppl play golf...us little guys know how to play soccer, bb, and bugle

LamaG

I almost quit my day job when tiger woods came into the scene..thinking there is easy moonney to be made, but I am glad I didn't it hard man..this is me for my first lesson

[accident]

Misunderstandings.

[Daff]

@accident SMH...sxb wth have you been smoking tonight...maybe they spiked ur drink with Bunji

[accident]

Imma edit that post.