Have you ever had a person shorter than you give you the normal angled hug but was too short to reach your cheek for a kiss and so kissed you on your neck?
Have you ever had a person taller than you give you the normal hug but was too tall and ended up crushing your throat against their shoulder?
-This is why I say people should stop hugging.

Actually now that I think of it there are also those fist crushers, the limp wristed and the sweaty palmed



