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Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:57 am**

If I had a million dollars I wouldn't spend it on me, I would spend it on people less advantaged than me who may need it more. So here's what I would do with my million dollars:

1. pay for lionhearts breast implants
2. pay for basra's expedition into the congo jungles to find her long lost ghanese mother
3. give hannah the sex change she so desperately dreams of.
4. pay a hitman to exterminate luggooyo
5. hire full time mods to control the freaks on this website
6. pay for full time psychiatric sessions to all nonsomalis on this website to help them figure WHY on earth they're here
7. give dhuusodheer and quruxley a romantic get away, for 2
8. hookup sexykitten and michaelitalia and pay for their wedding in rome
9. fly amatallah from the ghetto she currently lives in and buy her a house in the hamptons
more charity to come...

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:59 am**

Thanks Ma, I'm so sick of this big ceeb between my legs. Smile

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:02 am**

hannah u are welcome kiss

but just cuz I like you, there wont be any anesthesia involved.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:07 am**

That's okay Im a sukcer for blood and pain.

Thanks again, bastarad yahay yari rose

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:10 am**

take every somalinet member to an Expensive restaurant!!!!.....All on ME!!! Razz

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:15 am**

Stu,

You are so stupid, you don't kill people for merely exposing your sorry saddex dhal arse. Laughing

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:16 am**

I will volunter it all to the poor. Rolling Eyes

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:23 am**

sirlug: I never said anything about killing. i mean dont tell me u think "hit man" and "extermination" mean KILLING !?!?! as far as exposing, if it makes my rejection of u less painful then expose, extrapolate and exaggerate away Laughing

basra:

u are SUCH a liar

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:01 am**

Hey, I kind dig #8. Thanks Stu! Very Happy

But to the pol. I WOULD start a biz. Just not a restaurant. Somali, Italian or otherwise. I WOULD by a BMW M5 though.

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 11:03 am**

studente! looooooooool

I am so not a liar!! I speak from the heart! Rolling Eyes

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:13 pm**

okay I believe you..you are very "charitable".... Rolling Eyes

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:14 pm**

i'd use it to track you down and give you a wet one! Very Happy

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:42 pm**

Hmm, a million dollars you say Surprised

Well, i'd build a small town in Qandala fully equipped with a community centre, a mosque, school, library, playground...the works.

If there is any money left, i'd design a gigantic monument which would be placed at the entrance of Puntland. Cool

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:58 pm**

Run for a governor in Xamar cadey Cool

Naah probably hire some East European thugs or something to get rid of the moryaans and AY while we're at it Smile

Posted: **Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:07 pm**

I would donate my million dollars to relief programs to assist some of the families that lost there love ones do to the Tsunami.

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If I had a MILLION dollars !!....

If I had a MILLION dollars !!....