Somali Facts lmao

[Methylamine]

Somebody made a twitter page talking about Somali facts
- 'A bad hair day' is the excuse for Somali girls to cover their head.

- "We found love in a hopeless place". Rihanna was in Mogadishu when she wrote the song 'We Found Love'.

- If Somalis lived in a Volcano, they would just continue to drink Hot Tea.

- A Somali with a loaf of bread and water is known to be as 'Greedy'.

- 87% of Somali men have said that they'd rather have an ugly wife who can cook than a good-looking wife who can't.

- In Hargeisa you don't need a Driving Licence, you just simply bribe an officer with 2000 shillings or a bag of Khat whenever he stops you.

- So far studies in 2012 have shown that a Somali's worst enemy is a barber.

- The reason why Khat isn't banned in the UK is because those who chew it say they're vegetarian.

- #SomaliTranslations I'm makin it rain in dis bitch!! = Hooyo just received her end of the Hagbad

- 92% of Somalis would love to have Ne-Yo's hairline.

- A Somali version of temple run has been made where your mum chases you with a slipper screaming 'ABAHAA WAASS!!!'

- In 2011, there has been 23 cases of Somali Asthma attacks, the main reason being there was no banana in the house to eat their meals with.

- From 1972 to 1988, it was compulsory for every Somali to hold a flower in their pictures.

- In Somaliland up to 942,568 are allowed to be in a 5 seater car.

- What do you call an Somalian with a bag of rice? Set for life

keeps on going..

[accident]

[Methylamine]

there's more

- An average Somali woman will spend 86.4% of her Hagbad money on Jewellery, and the rest on her family.

- When it comes to food, Somalis will run faster than Usain Bolt.

- 12% of Somali females find Somali men with red teeth attractive.

- Somali schools teach kids to send e-mails by writing a letter on paper and putting it into the disc drive of the computer.

- Child studies found that 67% of Somalis have an argument over naming their child and it has at least 4 different names before the age of 2.

- According to the International Passport Surveillance Association, approximately 78% of Somalis are born on 1st January.

- Before technology, Somali women were the main source of information on anything.

[accident]

there's more

- An average Somali woman will spend 86.4% of her Hagbad money on Jewellery, and the rest on her family.

- When it comes to food, Somalis will run faster than Usain Bolt.

- 12% of Somali females find Somali men with red teeth attractive.

- Somali schools teach kids to send e-mails by writing a letter on paper and putting it into the disc drive of the computer.

- Child studies found that 67% of Somalis have an argument over naming their child and it has at least 4 different names before the age of 2.

- According to the International Passport Surveillance Association, approximately 78% of Somalis are born on 1st January.

- Before technology, Somali women were the main source of information on anything.

[Methylamine]

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clearly u can see i'm trying to keep this thread bumped to the top lol

[Advo]

'A bad hair day' is the excuse for Somali girls to cover their head.

[D-Runner]

- If Somalis lived in a Volcano, they would just continue to drink Hot Tea.

Seriously though cold tea is nasty.

[greenday]

somalinimo

[Twist]

This is so amazing & funny!

[hipsterrunoff]

''A bad hair day' is the excuse for Somali girls to cover their head'

true facts. whenever i ask a hiajbi this they usually say this. also, the second one LOL, everyone knows Rihanna doesn't write her songs.

[hipsterrunoff]

'- 12% of Somali females find Somali men with red teeth attractive'

Excuse me? Anyone have a picture of this?

[Keyblade]

- "We found love in a hopeless place". Rihanna was in Mogadishu when Calvin Harris wrote the song 'We Found Love' for her.

Fixed.