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This is the funniest sh!t
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:37 pm
by Sir-Luggoyo
Marka Caddeey Minan Aw Cusman, that is a name I always used to hear, assuming that Aw Cusmaan must be a hero or a religious leader of reer xamar or Biyo Maal (The natives of Marka) but come to think of it, he is neither.
The dude was some kind of a paramount chief for certain reer xamar subclan and when he passed away, he maintained his erection even though every other part of his body expired. The elders met about how to solve this problem, not intending to waste a last erection, they decided to call his wife and do him

Godaymnit she did -the bravest woman ever, f!cking the dead. Ever since, there is a Ziyaaro that is conducted every year to commemorate that life time erection, and the two nights that the Ziyaaro falls, is free orgy for all Marka natives and visitors.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:41 pm
by michael_ital
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:42 pm
by biko
here is a dead man with a hard on, and the living are resulting to viagra!
mi oh mi!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 1:48 pm
by Basra-
I beg your pardon?
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:00 pm
by *HannaH*
[quote="Basra-"]I beg your pardon?[/quote]
Wuxuu ku yidhi.....He had a hard-on and she boned him to get his ting down nooh...waa caadiyos..wifely duties.
I bet that cheered her up..............made the mourning process go smoother...

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:01 pm
by Sir-Luggoyo
[quote="Basra-"]
I beg your pardon?
[/quote]
Yes Basra, it's true, two nights of non-stop orgy. Imagine that
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:02 pm
by LionHeart-112
What's with abgaal men and erections anyway?
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:02 pm
by Basra-
Hannah....
thanks for your serives.Now go back to the maid quarters.

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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:03 pm
by biko
so lug is an abgaal brother?
and i always thought he was a qaaldan.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:03 pm
by *HannaH*
Yes,Master.
Before I go I just want you to know something and never to forget it...
Whatever you do, whatever you accomplish in this life, ana ku wasa.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:05 pm
by LionHeart-112
Biko....the man is as qaldaan as they come..he likes to pretend to be abgaal to look more interesting..
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:05 pm
by Basra-
Hannah.....
Habaarta.

Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:06 pm
by biko
[quote="*HannaH*"]Yes,Master.
Before I go I just want you to know something and never to forget it...
Whatever you do, whatever you accomplish in this life, ana ku wasa.

[/quote]
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can i watch?

please?
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:06 pm
by Sir-Luggoyo
[quote="biko"]so lug is an abgaal brother?
and i always thought he was a qaaldan.
[/quote]
Beek, my only nephew, don't follow my clan lineage, it transforms everyday or every other day in this forum.
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 2:08 pm
by *HannaH*
Biko, only if you bring some Salid Macsaro..for lube...
