NEW RULES--NEW PRESIDENT.

Post by **Basra-** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:00 am

Since i have inherited' this prestigious presidential office of moderating Somalinet forum-- i hereby order ALL OF YOU to abide by this rule.

1 YOU MUST ADDRESS MYSELF AS-- YOUR HIGHNESS.

2 ANY DISPERAGING COMMENTS WILL RESULT IN DELETION OF EXISTANCE.

3 YOU MUST ONLY TALK ABOUT SHOES, BAG, MOVIES, RESTAURANT, BARBIE DOLLS & ALL LOVELY TOPIC THAT PLEASES HER HIGHNESS.

4 YOU MUST LAUGH AT ALL JOKES HER HIGHNESS CONCUCTS.

5 IF YOU ARE A MORYAAN BY BIRTH-- YOU MUST DROP IT & ADOPT A NEW QABIL.

6 YOU MUST SHOWE HER HIGHNESS WITH COMPLIMENTS.

7 YOU MUST CRY HAIL HABAR YONICE IN HER HIGHNESS PRESENCE.

8 YOU MUST NOT SPEAK TO HER HIGHNESS UNLESS SPOKEN TO

9 YOU MUST POST COMPLIMENTARY POEMS IN HONOR OF HER HIGHNESS

10 YOU SIGN & AGREE TO FOLLOW THESE RULES OR RISK BEING DELETED. Twisted Evil

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:04 am

Did you just deleted LH's post? OMG, that is what I call power

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:08 am

^^kissing ass aint gonna getcha anywhere with this psycho.

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:10 am

hey..it just seemed that way.. Laughing

sexy-kitten · Post by **sexy-kitten** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:18 am

Calooley, heedhe,

Why did you delete my post? Mad

Post by **AbdiWahab252** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:28 am

Congratulations Your Royal Highness, Ruler of Somalinet, Poet Extraordinaire...

RED STAR · Post by **RED STAR** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:29 am

HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........i dont get told what to do by the likes of YOU Razz

......i am a MAN!!!!! I wear the trousers here.... Smile

S_lander-boy · Post by **S_lander-boy** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:31 am

Basra Suck my ceeb you Kafir pet why dont you delete Dhuuso dheer and Mad mac there hateful posts instead of snitching your fellow muslims !

SoMaLiSiZz · Post by **SoMaLiSiZz** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:33 am

what a joke Rolling Eyes

sexy-kitten · Post by **sexy-kitten** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:34 am

S-lander,
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Walaal, first calm down. It's not up to her to ban them. I'm sure she would if it was her choice. The admin is the only one who can ban people. He believes that everyone has the right to post their own opinions, which is right to a certain extent. It's haraam to call someone who you are not sure about a 'kafir pet'. Smile

S_lander-boy · Post by **S_lander-boy** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:38 am

I c in that case I take my words back but is the Admin a Somali and a muslim????

SoMaLiSiZz · Post by **SoMaLiSiZz** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:39 am

kulha your highness ii dhe that is shirk Billah sobxan Allah the greatest of all sins Exclamation

Post by **Basra-** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:39 am

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Congratulations Your Royal Highness, Ruler of Somalinet, Poet Extraordinaire...[/quote]

loooooolAbdi--- job well done! --her highness is feri pleased. You will be appointed as Foreign minister to any city u like--your choice. Wink

S_lander xishood inaa adeer Crying or Very sad

S_lander-boy · Post by **S_lander-boy** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:40 am

Basra- you live in a fantasie world snap back to reality

RED STAR · Post by **RED STAR** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:47 am

I suggest a revelation. The admin and his crony Basra should be held in house arrest. Then I should be made a SUPREME DICTATOR of somalinet........

First thing I would do is get rid of these riff raff who constantly flood the site with anti-Islam propaganda.