The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than this
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The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than this
Somali deserves better than these nutheads! Your correspondent was recently invited to give a speech about the institutional context of Somalia to donor nations. The workshop was aimed at improving capacity building, helping the Somali TFG to create and sustain a viable framework to ensure the running of government institutions. Although this not his field of work, he was asked by donors to investigate how donors could help in institutional building and in the extension revive the arms of government.
Unfortunately, your correspondent was not consulted on the makeup of the players. The organizing committee sent out invitations to the Somali TFG, NGOs and other players. The somalis who attended were true conflict entrepreneurs; so called MPs(with entourage), so called maamul goboleeds (this is tribalism disguised) , women’s group ( represented by the mother of all al-tuboos) and so government officials.
Alot of them- romour has it- brought with them delegations who disappeared!
Your correspondent received an email from his boss to lead the workshop;looking at the list of attendees my first reaction was “where are the intelligentsia? “ The awdalites, the cradle of Somali of somaliweyn? Where is Goth? Where is Samatar? Where are the leaders of the marfash discourse? (Farmaajo?).
The boss says “Lamagoodle, these are the people we have; we cannot unfortunately send out a new invitation; so make use of the material you have and see if you can write a policy paper.
Without good material (except the slides provided by DafiyoMiriq and Blue and white on the history of Xama) and knowledge of somali politics (I hardly listen to the BBC) your correspondent gave a speech that was appreciated judging by the applauses. He then asked all the attendees to introduce themselves and describe their expectations on the outcome of the workship.
The introduction and the discussions could be mistaken for being from George Orwell's book the animal farm!
Jamac says he is a dottore and represents the autonomous province of " jaahiland"; Faarax claims to be an MP elected throught democratic means. Asha claims to represent ururka cajoosooyinka....
One by one, these lunatics described a nation that did not exist (it could be argued that they insulted the intelligence of the attendees by claiming that Somali was great; that the TFG was doing a great job and that the MPS were voted into office.
This was followed by the usual grievances; the wailing wall where every f-king idiot claimed to represent a people that have been wronged! Dreamlands were mentioned! Every f-king village was called a city! Every hill was turned into a mountain and every waterhole a sea.
The worst part was when this nut head claiming to represent the government claimed that Somalia is rich and that the government was functioning and that it has a programme.
The whole event became a race to the top. Every idiot was trying to get a piece of a non-existent cake.
During the break, every nut head approached your correspondent to enquire about his tribe! They were courting the cadaan waitress in the hope of making an expression. The TFG’s ambassador was the worst! He claimed to represent a great state!
Unfortunately, your correspondent was not consulted on the makeup of the players. The organizing committee sent out invitations to the Somali TFG, NGOs and other players. The somalis who attended were true conflict entrepreneurs; so called MPs(with entourage), so called maamul goboleeds (this is tribalism disguised) , women’s group ( represented by the mother of all al-tuboos) and so government officials.
Alot of them- romour has it- brought with them delegations who disappeared!
Your correspondent received an email from his boss to lead the workshop;looking at the list of attendees my first reaction was “where are the intelligentsia? “ The awdalites, the cradle of Somali of somaliweyn? Where is Goth? Where is Samatar? Where are the leaders of the marfash discourse? (Farmaajo?).
The boss says “Lamagoodle, these are the people we have; we cannot unfortunately send out a new invitation; so make use of the material you have and see if you can write a policy paper.
Without good material (except the slides provided by DafiyoMiriq and Blue and white on the history of Xama) and knowledge of somali politics (I hardly listen to the BBC) your correspondent gave a speech that was appreciated judging by the applauses. He then asked all the attendees to introduce themselves and describe their expectations on the outcome of the workship.
The introduction and the discussions could be mistaken for being from George Orwell's book the animal farm!
Jamac says he is a dottore and represents the autonomous province of " jaahiland"; Faarax claims to be an MP elected throught democratic means. Asha claims to represent ururka cajoosooyinka....
One by one, these lunatics described a nation that did not exist (it could be argued that they insulted the intelligence of the attendees by claiming that Somali was great; that the TFG was doing a great job and that the MPS were voted into office.
This was followed by the usual grievances; the wailing wall where every f-king idiot claimed to represent a people that have been wronged! Dreamlands were mentioned! Every f-king village was called a city! Every hill was turned into a mountain and every waterhole a sea.
The worst part was when this nut head claiming to represent the government claimed that Somalia is rich and that the government was functioning and that it has a programme.
The whole event became a race to the top. Every idiot was trying to get a piece of a non-existent cake.
During the break, every nut head approached your correspondent to enquire about his tribe! They were courting the cadaan waitress in the hope of making an expression. The TFG’s ambassador was the worst! He claimed to represent a great state!
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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
Mzee Samahani,
I thought you are a maryoole from xamar who just hated sijuis.
So I have ordered back my snipers.
I thought you are a maryoole from xamar who just hated sijuis.
So I have ordered back my snipers.
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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
yeah..... there is a like of political leadership in somalia. however, you can only work with what you have, so I`m supporting the political process under way throughout the country.
we need a functioning stable free somalia
we need a functioning stable free somalia

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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
Lol@@al-tuubo, glad they are represented!
I have noticed that Somalis looooooooooooooooove attending conferences/workshops regardless of the subjct matter and it seems that their is a competition but I am not sure for what. Maybe for money/travelling opportunity etc.
I have noticed that Somalis looooooooooooooooove attending conferences/workshops regardless of the subjct matter and it seems that their is a competition but I am not sure for what. Maybe for money/travelling opportunity etc.
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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
It's like you and I attend the same meetings.
I hear you 


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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
One of the few people whose stories I enjoy in this site. Well done, Lam. 

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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
Niya, ala-tubo were in plenty. Big sized Cambaros (the only difference nowadays is that they wear glasses too); with their big size, the alla tubo and colourful clothes, you might think they are aliens. Not to mention the scent of perfumes and uunsi. Walaahi, it was like the gathering in London; every idiot was trying to complain how they were wronged.
The Patriot; Mawazo ni daima vibaya ndugu yangu.
Derwish, well with those kinds of people, we shall come nowhere. The so called political process is a farce. What we have are conflict entrepreneurs who see value in destroying our nation.
Ismahaan, were you one of the alla-tuboos? because when I mentioned that the pictures in my presentation was from somalinet, I could see one cambaro smiling !
DafiyoMiriq, shaxaad waa la i weydiyey laakin waxaa iigu yaab badneeyd markii mid kastaba uu la hadlaayey kabaryeeriyaasha (some of them actually took photos together with the kabaryeeris and the next day some of these were posted on websites claiming that Jaalle x met with the head of blabla...)
Twist waa isku leenahay intaasi iyo wax ka weyn! wait a second, we were twins, soo ma aha?
The Patriot; Mawazo ni daima vibaya ndugu yangu.
Derwish, well with those kinds of people, we shall come nowhere. The so called political process is a farce. What we have are conflict entrepreneurs who see value in destroying our nation.
Ismahaan, were you one of the alla-tuboos? because when I mentioned that the pictures in my presentation was from somalinet, I could see one cambaro smiling !
DafiyoMiriq, shaxaad waa la i weydiyey laakin waxaa iigu yaab badneeyd markii mid kastaba uu la hadlaayey kabaryeeriyaasha (some of them actually took photos together with the kabaryeeris and the next day some of these were posted on websites claiming that Jaalle x met with the head of blabla...)
Twist waa isku leenahay intaasi iyo wax ka weyn! wait a second, we were twins, soo ma aha?
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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
[quote="Lamgoodle"]DafiyoMiriq, shaxaad waa la i weydiyey laakin waxaa iigu yaab badneeyd markii mid kastaba uu la hadlaayey kabaryeeriyaasha (some of them actually took photos together with the kabaryeeris and the next day some of these were posted on websites claiming that Jaalle x met with the head of blabla...)
LamaG a true story. A nomad saw gaal Jarmal ah, then he threw up, and ppl asked him what happened, he said maqaarkiisa cad aan ku laballabooday
and these guys are fighting over kabaryeeri smh.
Don't forget my invitation to the next workshop
LamaG a true story. A nomad saw gaal Jarmal ah, then he threw up, and ppl asked him what happened, he said maqaarkiisa cad aan ku laballabooday

Don't forget my invitation to the next workshop

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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
LOL... lalaboonayaa. These conflict entrepreneurs have a goal; they want to consolidate their positions back home in Somalia, or at the marfishes in the diaspora; they want their audiances to see their achievments; .DafIyoMiriq wrote:Lamgoodle wrote:DafiyoMiriq, shaxaad waa la i weydiyey laakin waxaa iigu yaab badneeyd markii mid kastaba uu la hadlaayey kabaryeeriyaasha (some of them actually took photos together with the kabaryeeris and the next day some of these were posted on websites claiming that Jaalle x met with the head of blabla...)
LamaG a true story. A nomad saw gaal Jarmal ah, then he threw up, and ppl asked him what happened, he said maqaarkiisa cad aan ku laballaboodayand these guys are fighting over kabaryeeri smh.
Don't forget my invitation to the next workshop
You will be invited, but make sure you create a JAGO profile; your cv should say Dottore Daf iyo Miriq, honourable Member of parliament. Waa inaad garafaati gadataa (waa laguu xirayaa ee ha ka welwelin

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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
Make sure the invitation doesn't get lost in the mail. I will xanbaar 6 ppl $20K each, you will get your cut, easy money.
waraa LamaG I know this NFD guy oo hiilqaran party ku jiro..turufatoore nimo waa la dhameeyey, ammaa kaas igu noqotaa 


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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
DafIyoMiriq wrote:Make sure the invitation doesn't get lost in the mail. I will xanbaar 6 ppl $20K each, you will get your cut, easy money.waraa LamaG I know this NFD guy oo hiilqaran party ku jiro..turufatoore nimo waa la dhameeyey, ammaa kaas igu noqotaa





The next workshop will be for health workers; I am expecting many fake doctors, teethless medical staff. Marfish material
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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
Waxaa kaaga daran..garoob sidii loo jecel yahay
LamaG beleive me he is from NFD
Gabarta xaajiga ma dahna, ma maqli jirtay, sxb hada turufotooro nimada kaa bartay kaa badi waye..Sijuu aa hada meel fariiso ku dhahayo



Gabarta xaajiga ma dahna, ma maqli jirtay, sxb hada turufotooro nimada kaa bartay kaa badi waye..Sijuu aa hada meel fariiso ku dhahayo

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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
Hayaay! He is just like me! Garoob gaad, zab joog, siyaaro joogDafIyoMiriq wrote:Waxaa kaaga daran..garoob sidii loo jecel yahay![]()
LamaG beleive me he is from NFD
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Gabarta xaajiga ma dahna, ma maqli jirtay, sxb hada turufotooro nimada kaa bartay kaa badi waye..Sijuu aa hada meel fariiso ku dhahayo



Reer NFD-ga la yaqaano af minshaarnimo iyo turatoore wax ku qaraabto ma arkin. Waxaan u maleeynayaa inuu yahay koobi

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Re: The gathering of idiots; somalia(s) deserve better than
Why do I have a suspicion that you used google translate?Lamgoodle wrote: The Patriot; Mawazo ni daima vibaya ndugu yangu.
Mawazo= Thoughts
ni= is
Daima= always
Vibaya= bad
ndugu= brother/kin
yangu=mine
Thus your original sentence " Thoughts are always bad my brother"

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