3 Somali men return from chewing

*Nobleman* · Post by ***Nobleman*** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:40 am

There were 3 somali men taking a taxi late in the night after they'd been chewing khat......they got inside a taxi.The taxi driver noticed that they were little bit high and so he sarted the engine but did not drive after a few minutes he turned the engine off and said:"We are here".The first man said;"Thank you" the second man gave the money but the third man slapped the driver.The driver thought that he figured it out,but instead he said:"Don't Ever Drive that fast,you Almost killed us

Post by **Nabeela** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:13 am

Xaaji_Xundjuf · Post by **Xaaji_Xundjuf** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:19 am

Nabeela wrote:

Since you are in a good mood at the moment, can I ask you a question walaal ey macaan

Post by **Shirib** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:20 am

salool · Post by **salool** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:23 am

Alchemist · Post by **Alchemist** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:39 am

Looool nice one I just shared it with my brothers hahaa.

P.s. Hope you don't mind.

*Nobleman* · Post by ***Nobleman*** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:51 am

Alchemist wrote:Looool nice one I just shared it with my brothers hahaa.

P.s. Hope you don't mind.

Yeah no problem, a good joke is a joke shared. Nicked it off facebook myself.

mahdi01 · Post by **mahdi01** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:32 pm

LooL good one, I heard bunch of crazy stories about khat chewers, some of them are real embarrassment

Somewhere in Somalia a small town there was a man who used chew khat everyday and every time he gets high he sees himself being a professional on particular job such a pilot, Civil Engineer, military General…… etc. one afternoon while he was the middle of his chewing he assumed himself been a gynecologist.

There was Hospital just few blocks away from his home, and walked toward the hospital, at the entrance of the hospital he found and wore one of the white gowns left some of the doctors on break at the time then he entered one of the rooms in the hospital, at the room there was a half naked woman laying in the bed getting treatment from a doctor, but at the time her doctor went out of the room to get something for her.

When the khat chewer saw the naked woman he immediately started examining on her genital just like a real doctor would do, after couple of minutes the woman felt the man is not the first doctor in the room and behaving oddly, when she looked his face real good she noticed is someone she knew very well who wasn’t a doctor then she started screaming loud, the entire hospital came to rescue her and the town was small town where most of the residents knew each other.

When the nurses and doctors filled the room they found out a familiar face dressed like a doctor but wasn’t a doctor, they escorted him out of the hospital and told him the woman in the bed was his mother inlaw, the khat chewer paused for a minute and said “now I know why she had that large and wide genitalia just like her daughter”

LaY-D_LicK · Post by **LaY-D_LicK** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:49 pm

SahanGalbeed · Post by **SahanGalbeed** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:56 pm

A geography teacher asks his students :

" can any of you tell me where the Virgin Islands are on this map ?

from the back of the room someone shouts

"well nowhere near the Isle of Man , that's for sure "

greenday · Post by **greenday** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 3:03 pm

Rabshoole · Post by **Rabshoole** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:04 pm

tightrope · Post by **tightrope** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:18 pm

miskeen86 · Post by **miskeen86** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:19 pm

the khat chewer paused for a minute and said “now I know why she had that large and wide genitalia just like her daughter”

i didn't get that.

jalaaludin5 · Post by **jalaaludin5** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:40 pm

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