i am looking for a wife.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:27 pm

Here are my requirements.

must be 5'3
long hair
light skinned
must be 120 lbs
must have 38 C
must cook
clean
should know another language preferably Filipino

Beans · Post by **Beans** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:29 pm

Amilla · Post by **Amilla** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:37 pm

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:38 pm

Beans wrote:

something tells me you're over qualified.

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:39 pm

Amilla i am reviewing ur application as we speak.

Beans · Post by **Beans** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:39 pm

Starscream wrote:
Beans wrote:
something tells me you're over qualified.

I dont even fit into half of ur requirement.

Amilla · Post by **Amilla** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:42 pm

Don't bother dear crazy friend. I don't meet your criteria.

siren · Post by **siren** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:52 pm

Your ideal measurement isn't proportionate, you can't be 120 lbs with 38C bra size...

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:00 pm

siren wrote:Your ideal measurement isn't proportionate, you can't be 120 lbs with 38C bra size...

Oh really?

Alphanumeric · Post by **Alphanumeric** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:03 pm

Is "clean" being used a verb or an adjective here?

miskeen86 · Post by **miskeen86** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:08 pm

siren wrote:Your ideal measurement isn't proportionate, you can't be 120 lbs with 38C bra size...

ever heard of boob implant

Starscream · Post by **Starscream** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:33 pm

Alphanumeric wrote:Is "clean" being used a verb or an adjective here?

i dont mean as her vagina must be clean but it should be, i mean knows how to clean the house and know how to fix me a sandwich when i tell her to.

XaliimoFarax · Post by **XaliimoFarax** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:36 pm

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