- You're re-introduced to someone you already met but don't talk to.
- You're trying to duck someone so you tell them you're going somewhere, and then see them a little while later...somewhere else.
- You catch someone you don't know blatantly staring at you.
- Someone notices you talking to yourself, so you start rocking your head back and forth off instinct and act like you're thinking about lyrics...until you realize they clearlt saw you talking to yourself and then randomly start rocking to a non-existent beat.
- Someone farts in the elevator and gets off, then someone else gets on the next floor and it's just you in there.
- Your co-worker asks u if that's a banana in your baasto

- Someone with stank breath is talking to you and they realize from your facial expression that they're killing you.
- You're headed in the same direction as a stranger and they start to think you're following them cuz you're making the exact same turns.
- You confuse a female for a male
