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That Awkward Moment When...

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- You're left alone with someone you were just introduced to (and you're not feeling them).

- You're re-introduced to someone you already met but don't talk to.

- You're trying to duck someone so you tell them you're going somewhere, and then see them a little while later...somewhere else.

- You catch someone you don't know blatantly staring at you.

- Someone notices you talking to yourself, so you start rocking your head back and forth off instinct and act like you're thinking about lyrics...until you realize they clearlt saw you talking to yourself and then randomly start rocking to a non-existent beat.

- Someone farts in the elevator and gets off, then someone else gets on the next floor and it's just you in there.

- Your co-worker asks u if that's a banana in your baasto :lol:

- Someone with stank breath is talking to you and they realize from your facial expression that they're killing you.

- You're headed in the same direction as a stranger and they start to think you're following them cuz you're making the exact same turns.

- You confuse a female for a male :lol:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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The awkward moment when you confuse the puntland flag with the somaliland flag.

The awkward moment when your stomach growls and people think you farted.

The awkward moment when you say a joke and nobody laughs.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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- Your co-worker asks u if that's a banana in your baasto :lol:

I did that instinctively with some chow mein they served at work, :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The last one is worrisome and dangerous. :lol:

That awkward moment when you tell someone you're going to hang up cuz ur tired and going to bed but then as soon as you hang up, you login on facebook and they online too.

That awkward moment when you crack a joke and no one laughs cuz it aint funny.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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The banana one. :lol: Once a coworker had to call few others to share the new discovery. :down:

That awkward moment when u take extra step and u already finished the stair steps.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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yungnfresh wrote:- You're left alone with someone you were just introduced to (and you're not feeling them).

- You're re-introduced to someone you already met but don't talk to.

- You're trying to duck someone so you tell them you're going somewhere, and then see them a little while later...somewhere else.

- You catch someone you don't know blatantly staring at you.

- Someone notices you talking to yourself, so you start rocking your head back and forth off instinct and act like you're thinking about lyrics...until you realize they clearlt saw you talking to yourself and then randomly start rocking to a non-existent beat.

- Someone farts in the elevator and gets off, then someone else gets on the next floor and it's just you in there. AND ITS THE SAME THING WITH RESTROOM STOOLS...

- Your co-worker asks u if that's a banana in your baasto :lol:

- Someone with stank breath is talking to you and they realize from your facial expression that they're killing you.

- You're headed in the same direction as a stranger and they start to think you're following them cuz you're making the exact same turns.

- You confuse a female for a male :lol: THAT HAPPENED TO ME AT WORK TODAY...THIS WOMAN LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE A MAN...SO IT WASN'T A CONFUSION LOOL
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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eliteSomali wrote:The last one is worrisome and dangerous. :lol:

That awkward moment when you tell someone you're going to hang up cuz ur tired and going to bed but then as soon as you hang up, you login on facebook and they online too.


That awkward moment when you crack a joke and no one laughs cuz it aint funny.



IT HAPPENS TO ME ALMOST EVERY WEEEEEEK HAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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DANGIRL wrote:Image

:rose:

My favorite xalimo.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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That awkward moment when an older Somali woman asks you "What's your qabil"?
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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yungnfresh wrote:- You're left alone with someone you were just introduced to (and you're not feeling them).

- You're re-introduced to someone you already met but don't talk to.

- You're trying to duck someone so you tell them you're going somewhere, and then see them a little while later...somewhere else.

- You catch someone you don't know blatantly staring at you.

- Someone notices you talking to yourself, so you start rocking your head back and forth off instinct and act like you're thinking about lyrics...until you realize they clearlt saw you talking to yourself and then randomly start rocking to a non-existent beat.

- Someone farts in the elevator and gets off, then someone else gets on the next floor and it's just you in there.

- Your co-worker asks u if that's a banana in your baasto :lol:

- Someone with stank breath is talking to you and they realize from your facial expression that they're killing you.

- You're headed in the same direction as a stranger and they start to think you're following them cuz you're making the exact same turns.

- You confuse a female for a male :lol:

This is just ceeb :lol: :lol:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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DANGIRL wrote:Image
:lol: :lol:
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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OliveOil wrote:
eliteSomali wrote:The last one is worrisome and dangerous. :lol:

That awkward moment when you tell someone you're going to hang up cuz ur tired and going to bed but then as soon as you hang up, you login on facebook and they online too.


That awkward moment when you crack a joke and no one laughs cuz it aint funny.



IT HAPPENS TO ME ALMOST EVERY WEEEEEEK HAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: shyt It's about time you learned from ur mistakes then.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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- You're headed in the same direction as a stranger and they start to think you're following them cuz you're making the exact same turns.
Every time this happens to me, it's usually a pretty chick that's in front of me, may it be while driving or walking. It ruins my opportunities.
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Re: That Awkward Moment When...

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That awkward moment when you bring the exact amount of change for something you buy regularly only to notice the price was hiked the following day. :(

Subway football meatball 5.65 turns into 6 something :down:
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