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Al-Shabaab Offers Reward of Chickens for Obama's Whereabouts

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! These guys are crazy! :lol: :lol: :lol:

A Somali Islamist militant group is offering rewards of chickens and camels for information on the whereabouts of President Barack Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton

Al Shabaab, the Somali militant group, made the offer, mocking the millions of dollars the United States has offered for leaders of the al-Qaeda affiliate.

Fund Muhammad Khalaf in Somalia made the offer after Friday prayers, according to the SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors militant organisations.

"Whoever reveals the hideout of the idiot Obama will be rewarded with 10 camels, and whoever reveals the hideout of the old woman Hillary Clinton will be rewarded 10 chickens and 10 roosters," he said, according to SITE. On Thursday, the US State Department offered a reward of $5 million each for the whereabouts of Khalaf and three associates, as well as $7 million for information about al Shabaab founder and commander Ahmed Abdi aw-Mohamed.

A bounty of $3 million was offered for the location of two other officials of the organisation. Al-Qaeda said in February the al Shabaab group, which was branded a terrorist organisation by the U.S. government in 2008, had joined its ranks.

Al-Shabaab, which has controlled large parts of Somalia, faces pressure from Kenyan troops in the south, Ethiopian troops in central Somalia and African Union forces near the capital, Mogadishu.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... Obama.html
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Is it spicy KFC though, that's the question.
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I heard about the camels lakin chickens neh ma lagu dare? :lol: :lol:
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They got humour. :lol:
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:| i need more information on the camels before i give them the whereabouts of obama.
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Agent, nah, it's Chicken Tandoori.

LOL! BV, xageed ka maqashay? Hmm, is that coz you were after that US reward on Shabaab leaders' heads when you heard about this? :lol:

Tush, didn't you see their tweets published here awhile ago? They have some comedians in them. lol
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What? Chicken Tandoori?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!


*Does a random bollywood dance*
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Twist now the choice is between $5 mill from the US or camels and chickens from Al Shabab, tough choice :lol:
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My survival chances are higher with the US so I might go for the camels + chickens rather than have my head chopped off. :lol:
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No i didnt. :lol: I thought it was a random thing.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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@Tush: It was a while ago & someone posted tweets from their Public Relations guy (or whatever title he has lol) and they guy was comedian. :lol:

His language & choice of words seemed that he either lived in the West or did other studies than Islamic ones in the West.
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:lol: I would never think Al-Shabab would be trolls as well lol
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Funny dudes. :lol:
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Bariis, their troll is at advanced level that it's serious 24/7. Can't mess with them. :lol:
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