Today I Discovered Fuleys Are Geniuses

[Advo]

Was at the barber and witnessed an altercation between a reer xamar and a farax, lame ass people were trying to stop them.

But I wanted to see a fight

So the reer xamar guy started backing out and I was like "bro get out there and show what u are about, don't let that boy walk all over u"

then he said: I am not gonna fight him because...

*there is a possibility that I might be late to my job and might get fired

*One of us will get hurt, either him or me and might need an ambulance

*Police might get involved and take us to jail and to beat the assault charges I'll have to hire a lawyer for $5,000

To avoid all that I am gonna avoid the fighting him.

shIt had me thinking, his definitely a coward but his reasonings had me

[Khalid Ali]

What a big xaarweyne what was the fight about maxay isku haysteen

Here people fight over the easiest thing mid ba mid ku dul istaagay and he says sorry markasu mid kale is xarifiyaa yaad ku istaagaysa and than they fight. Laakin marki ba wa la kala qabta markay dhul ka gal gashan lool

Advo do you go to a Somali barber

When i am In Holland i go black barber

When i am in England i go Somali barber

[Lillaahiya]

Any sensible person would've said the same thing. Welibana, who brawls at a barber shop?

[ManD333q]

lol ofcaurse they are, hore ayaa loo yidhi fulay hooyadii ma goblanto.

[Khalid Ali]

who would've say i would come late for Shaqo wtf thats some lame excuse to hide you're fulaynimo

War ninka iska celi oo dhebida u qor waliba is fun if there are chicks watching the fight

Show the people who is the man.

[Lillaahiya]

^ How you suppose to roll up to work with a busted lip or a black eye?

[Advo]

Khalid, he said it in reer xamar dialogue which made me realize dude had a point LMAO

But I go to the same Somali barber since 2004, one time I went to a madow one and my regular barber saw me with a new hair cut, maseer caadi baa ku dhacay "so u found some one new huh"? the look on his face absolutely devastated me. I would rather let my girl catch me cheating on her than my barber cheating on him.

[eliteSomali]

One should only fight if it is a last resort. IF it's inevitable fock all dat and get in dere. If there's a way out den take that way.

[Methylamine]

nowadays people be packing heat so you don't know what to expect in a fight

Advo, do regular Somali faaraxs in the States carry firearm licenses?

[FBISOMALIA]

here in UAE if someone only rise his hand its crime iyo straight away jail .

[yungnfresh]

The guy's actually smart and far from fulay if those reasons were actually legit...if ur 20 or older, there's no excuse for that ciyaal shit. I have more respect for someone on their grown man shit who pauses to look at what will happen after fists fly, than I do for that childish, overgrown ciyaal suuq who thinks it's gangsta to fight in the middle of a barber shop. It's not a game anymore once ur grown...fights lead to assault charges which lead to jail time which lead to criminal records which lead to the next 5 years after you're released being dedicated to doing minimum-wage manual labour jobs while u wait for a pardon (if u try to go legit)...if not, it's back to the streets which will lead back to the beginning of the cycle.

[Thuganomics]

That's not a fuley waar waa nin geesi ah.He's mature and forward thinking
A fuley is the one that flees after the shots have been fired

[Somaliman50]

i always make it simple for people, walaal hadaad rabtid in cagta laguu mariyo na keen, albaabada noo laab. that tends to put them off and make them reconsider

[Rabshoole]

Thats a man who knows his priorties, keep in mind fights don't start from thin air, he should've settled it right then and there, whether it be physically engaging or talking it out, Sooner or later the aggressor might catch him slipping when he least expects it, Somalis have the worst timing when it comes situations like that

[FarhanYare]

rageedi waaye atleast he was smart about his cowardness