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Dumb housewife vs smart housewife

Poll ended at Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:40 am

i would choose dumb a housewife
5
71%
i would choose smart housewife who dropped out of grade 7
0
No votes
forget dumb or smart housewife, i will choose the illiterate one
2
29%
 
Total votes: 7

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MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife

Post by miskeen86 »

This topic is for men only. If you are female/girl/woman/lady/nayaa/she, please exit now and don't reply to this thread.

hey guys, i was thinking about advantages of marrying a dumb woman vs a smart woman. here are some ideas, please add your own.

Dumb woman:
- less talk and you can beat her up any time, she wont call the cops
- you can take her to bedroom anytime you're *hot*
- she clean the house and cook for you
- she take care of the kids

Smart woman:
- she argues way too much, you need a lawyer to help
- if you beat her, even pulling her ears, she will call the cops on you
- you can't bhang her when you are *hot*, you have to wait till she's asleep then go in
- she don't clean or cook, biatch wants takeout even for breakfast
- she wants kids to be sent to daycare
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I want a doctor for a wife :mrgreen:
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:? :shock:
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Post by Substance »

Id go for the illiterate one.
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Post by grandpakhalif »

listen why would you want a dumb wife whose intelligence is on par with a sack of rocks. whose gonna teach ur children the fundamentals of life. Remember the mother is the first teacher of your children, whose gonna help them with their homework doqon ka tahay wasse. I want a intelligent wife whom I can discuss world issues, life issues and is generally NOT a retard. and who says smart wife cannot clean and cook man thats bullshid.
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I wouldn't want an idiot, but I would definitely not want a wife that's smarter than me. Someone of the bachelor's degree caliber :lol:
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grandpakhalif wrote:listen why would you want a dumb wife whose intelligence is on par with a sack of rocks. whose gonna teach ur children the fundamentals of life. Remember the mother is the first teacher of your children, whose gonna help them with their homework doqon ka tahay wasse. I want a intelligent wife whom I can discuss world issues, life issues and is generally NOT a retard. and who says smart wife cannot clean and cook man thats bullshid.
well put khaliifoow :up:
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I pick miskeen86 because I like me a dumb shit.
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Trolling has reached its ultimate retardation I see. Too many pure and true doqons in the forum now days, just too many.
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"marwo madax adag maan gaab reerkeeda dhaqata ayaa dhaanta"
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Gatspy wrote:Trolling has reached its ultimate retardation I see. Too many pure and true doqons in the forum now days, just too many.
Squish 'em.

Do it.
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Post by DayaxJeclee »

Men generally are one dimentional creatures. if your smart women fulfilled they three basic needs.
1 smile
2 Bedroom gymnastics
3 good food.
:lol: :rose:

waan kaftaamay ha xanaaqin
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grandpakhalif wrote:listen why would you want a dumb wife whose intelligence is on par with a sack of rocks. whose gonna teach ur children the fundamentals of life. Remember the mother is the first teacher of your children, whose gonna help them with their homework doqon ka tahay wasse. I want a intelligent wife whom I can discuss world issues, life issues and is generally NOT a retard. and who says smart wife cannot clean and cook man thats bullshid.
Runta macaan badanaa. grandpapakhalif :up: Lady khaliif is lucky :rose:
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