MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
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MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
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hey guys, i was thinking about advantages of marrying a dumb woman vs a smart woman. here are some ideas, please add your own.
Dumb woman:
- less talk and you can beat her up any time, she wont call the cops
- you can take her to bedroom anytime you're *hot*
- she clean the house and cook for you
- she take care of the kids
Smart woman:
- she argues way too much, you need a lawyer to help
- if you beat her, even pulling her ears, she will call the cops on you
- you can't bhang her when you are *hot*, you have to wait till she's asleep then go in
- she don't clean or cook, biatch wants takeout even for breakfast
- she wants kids to be sent to daycare
hey guys, i was thinking about advantages of marrying a dumb woman vs a smart woman. here are some ideas, please add your own.
Dumb woman:
- less talk and you can beat her up any time, she wont call the cops
- you can take her to bedroom anytime you're *hot*
- she clean the house and cook for you
- she take care of the kids
Smart woman:
- she argues way too much, you need a lawyer to help
- if you beat her, even pulling her ears, she will call the cops on you
- you can't bhang her when you are *hot*, you have to wait till she's asleep then go in
- she don't clean or cook, biatch wants takeout even for breakfast
- she wants kids to be sent to daycare
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Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
I want a doctor for a wife 
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Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
Id go for the illiterate one.
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Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
listen why would you want a dumb wife whose intelligence is on par with a sack of rocks. whose gonna teach ur children the fundamentals of life. Remember the mother is the first teacher of your children, whose gonna help them with their homework doqon ka tahay wasse. I want a intelligent wife whom I can discuss world issues, life issues and is generally NOT a retard. and who says smart wife cannot clean and cook man thats bullshid.
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Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
I wouldn't want an idiot, but I would definitely not want a wife that's smarter than me. Someone of the bachelor's degree caliber 
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Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
well put khaliifoowgrandpakhalif wrote:listen why would you want a dumb wife whose intelligence is on par with a sack of rocks. whose gonna teach ur children the fundamentals of life. Remember the mother is the first teacher of your children, whose gonna help them with their homework doqon ka tahay wasse. I want a intelligent wife whom I can discuss world issues, life issues and is generally NOT a retard. and who says smart wife cannot clean and cook man thats bullshid.
Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
I pick miskeen86 because I like me a dumb shit.
Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
Trolling has reached its ultimate retardation I see. Too many pure and true doqons in the forum now days, just too many.
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"marwo madax adag maan gaab reerkeeda dhaqata ayaa dhaanta"
Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
Squish 'em.Gatspy wrote:Trolling has reached its ultimate retardation I see. Too many pure and true doqons in the forum now days, just too many.
Do it.
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Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
Men generally are one dimentional creatures. if your smart women fulfilled they three basic needs.
1 smile
2 Bedroom gymnastics
3 good food.
waan kaftaamay ha xanaaqin
1 smile
2 Bedroom gymnastics
3 good food.
waan kaftaamay ha xanaaqin
Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
Keyblade wrote:
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Re: MEN ONLY: Dumb housewife vs smart housewife
Runta macaan badanaa. grandpapakhalifgrandpakhalif wrote:listen why would you want a dumb wife whose intelligence is on par with a sack of rocks. whose gonna teach ur children the fundamentals of life. Remember the mother is the first teacher of your children, whose gonna help them with their homework doqon ka tahay wasse. I want a intelligent wife whom I can discuss world issues, life issues and is generally NOT a retard. and who says smart wife cannot clean and cook man thats bullshid.
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