"I can not fail to bring a proposal up here. We can also call it a thought experiment. When Denmark is now so loved by Somalis and other useless people from Africa, so perhaps we should take them at their word there. I mean ... weather is not too exciting here. Let us once and for all exchange land such that all Somalis settling in Denmark, while all of us Danes in turn take over Somalia.
At some time, we will obviously lack proper housing and other necessities. But the climate is favorable in Somalia for us while we may spend the night under the open sky. And when we bring our culture, skills and ideas about social institutions, we can safely sleeping outdoors in hammocks. All the criminal's gone far away with the pirates, now raging around Sealand and well into the Gulf of Bothnia.
We will get something out of the massive foreign aid. We will establish the irrigation of vast areas and create an agriculture that harvests four times a year. We will change Pirate fleet and build quickly on the fishing vessels. Furthermore, we are beginning to keep pigs and sheep plenty to eat. And since we are enterprising and industrious going there long before we have built a billion dollar industry in affluent tourists who enjoy life along the beaches towards the now peaceful and eternally sunny Indian Ocean.
The infrastructure developed to a level within a few years is far beyond what any other African country can hope for, and there is meaningful work for most. Furthermore, there is tremendous room for our five million Danes, as land is cheap and we live roomy and comfortable. And despite initial difficulties and the hard work, we are happy and satisfied with the many advances we have achieved in so short a time. People are living on large farms, in small communities on the best places and orderly towns that are about to emerge. Our youth has a new zest for life through the many practical tasks to tackle, and they are happy and healthy and suntanned.
While it will not work so well in Denmark. Tax paying danes have traveled far away to the south, and they Somalis are starving and living by robbing each other and steal the emergency rations, such as the UN delivers with long intervals. Everything is due. The cars may eventually not be disposed of fuel, and nobody can figure out how to repair them. So now they stand still, not even parked but messy left where they stopped.
Any legal system has ceased, and therefore can not be property longer maintained. There is anarchy or local clan control, which breaks down every time one clan robbing women from the other. Børnedødligheden are sky-high. No hospitals working longer and there are almost no physicians. Stores no longer exists. The premises are deserted, windows and furniture was smashed and the goods have long since been removed
some not found it necessary to pay for them. There is no longer stable supply of either electricity, water or heat. The schools are empty and the kids run around in flocks with rags on their feet, to turn waste bunker and find something edible.
Somali are beginning to realize that they can no longer survive in the cold Danish winters. They break up as families and small groups and go south. Instances of cannibalism and many die en route. The success of a few to reach the southern tip of Sicily, where they are not welcome, and their goal is also further afield, on the other side of the Mediterranean. There are rumors that there is a sunny and orderly country that is full of food and consumer goods, where the children are healthy and going to school and where everyone lives in well-maintained, comfortable homes with air conditioning - a country that also provides public services and should be out towards the Indian Ocean."
