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hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:20 pm
by Meseret
In Denmark there is rigth now in the moment a very anti-somali debate where rigth-wing racist politicans are saying that somalis are useless and should go home to Somalia ( the somalis are in Denmark known for cheating the welfare system and not working) this is what one Danish racist rigth wing politicans said and I used google translate from danish to english its so funny! :lol: :lol:



"I can not fail to bring a proposal up here. We can also call it a thought experiment. When Denmark is now so loved by Somalis and other useless people from Africa, so perhaps we should take them at their word there. I mean ... weather is not too exciting here. Let us once and for all exchange land such that all Somalis settling in Denmark, while all of us Danes in turn take over Somalia.

At some time, we will obviously lack proper housing and other necessities. But the climate is favorable in Somalia for us while we may spend the night under the open sky. And when we bring our culture, skills and ideas about social institutions, we can safely sleeping outdoors in hammocks. All the criminal's gone far away with the pirates, now raging around Sealand and well into the Gulf of Bothnia.

We will get something out of the massive foreign aid. We will establish the irrigation of vast areas and create an agriculture that harvests four times a year. We will change Pirate fleet and build quickly on the fishing vessels. Furthermore, we are beginning to keep pigs and sheep plenty to eat. And since we are enterprising and industrious going there long before we have built a billion dollar industry in affluent tourists who enjoy life along the beaches towards the now peaceful and eternally sunny Indian Ocean.



The infrastructure developed to a level within a few years is far beyond what any other African country can hope for, and there is meaningful work for most. Furthermore, there is tremendous room for our five million Danes, as land is cheap and we live roomy and comfortable. And despite initial difficulties and the hard work, we are happy and satisfied with the many advances we have achieved in so short a time. People are living on large farms, in small communities on the best places and orderly towns that are about to emerge. Our youth has a new zest for life through the many practical tasks to tackle, and they are happy and healthy and suntanned.

While it will not work so well in Denmark. Tax paying danes have traveled far away to the south, and they Somalis are starving and living by robbing each other and steal the emergency rations, such as the UN delivers with long intervals. Everything is due. The cars may eventually not be disposed of fuel, and nobody can figure out how to repair them. So now they stand still, not even parked but messy left where they stopped.

Any legal system has ceased, and therefore can not be property longer maintained. There is anarchy or local clan control, which breaks down every time one clan robbing women from the other. Børnedødligheden are sky-high. No hospitals working longer and there are almost no physicians. Stores no longer exists. The premises are deserted, windows and furniture was smashed and the goods have long since been removed


some not found it necessary to pay for them. There is no longer stable supply of either electricity, water or heat. The schools are empty and the kids run around in flocks with rags on their feet, to turn waste bunker and find something edible.

Somali are beginning to realize that they can no longer survive in the cold Danish winters. They break up as families and small groups and go south. Instances of cannibalism and many die en route. The success of a few to reach the southern tip of Sicily, where they are not welcome, and their goal is also further afield, on the other side of the Mediterranean. There are rumors that there is a sunny and orderly country that is full of food and consumer goods, where the children are healthy and going to school and where everyone lives in well-maintained, comfortable homes with air conditioning - a country that also provides public services and should be out towards the Indian Ocean."

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 6:43 pm
by Meseret
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:03 pm
by DR-YALAXOOW
i 100% agree whit that danish man :up: :up: this is 100% true somalis can not built civilised country.. of denish would change us the country probably coup0le od decide Somalia will become one of richest country on world while denmark thanks to somalis will become hell on earth!!!

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:06 pm
by Rightwing
Isoo koob warka Ms Meseret. After long day of fasting I don't think I can read such essay!

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:08 pm
by Meseret
Rightwing wrote:Isoo koob warka Ms Meseret. After long day of fasting I don't think I can read such essay!
Wallal macaan this is to funny to koob down read it! you will be lauging! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:09 pm
by Meseret
DR-YALAXOOW wrote:i 100% agree whit that danish man :up: :up: this is 100% true somalis can not built civilised country.. of denish would change us the country probably coup0le od decide Somalia will become one of richest country on world while denmark thanks to somalis will become hell on earth!!!
yalaxoow did you laugh? :lol:

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:12 pm
by DR-YALAXOOW
meseret yes sxb laakiin unfortunatly this is a true... once i read comments like a swedish discussion forum talking about somalis and other sub saharan black africans !!

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:17 pm
by Meseret
I am also afraid its the truth and imagine what the danes will do with the oil under our ground 8-) :|

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:21 pm
by 1nemansquad
Didn't find it funny at all, it says a lot about your sanity if you thought this was funny

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:21 pm
by DR-YALAXOOW
Meseret wrote:I am also afraid its the truth and imagine what the danes will do with the oil under our ground 8-) :|

walaahi they can make somalia. richest country of the world even whit out oil... they can make somalia a country who export food. lifestock. and number one turist of the world just look somalis beaches.... unfortunatly we dont have anough brain to make take care of a country....

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:27 pm
by Meseret
recently the danes made a survey on somalis just to see how many who was cheating on the tax system out of 300 somalis 280 was cheating 20000 us dollar every year on the tax system :lol: :lol:

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:31 pm
by Advo
1nemansquad wrote:Didn't find it funny at all, it says a lot about your sanity if you thought this was funny
It's material ripe for self haters, Somalis are no different than other immigrants....some work, some don't, some go to school and some don't and so on....

Anyone that co-signs major generalization against the same people they claim should be checked into a mental institute.

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:34 pm
by The`Republic
He made a really valid point. His racism aside he seems truly perplexed why someone would leave a place like Somalia for Denmark rather than working hard in Somalia and taking advantage of all the opportunities and good life that could exist there.

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:35 pm
by DR-YALAXOOW
Meseret wrote:recently the danes made a survey on somalis just to see how many who was cheating on the tax system out of 300 somalis 280 was cheating 20000 us dollar every year on the tax system :lol: :lol:

how somalis y cheat?? do they do like many other places whichs marrried couples saying that they are divorced or they are not married. while the father works, the mother and children goes to welfare office and other places to cheat money. do they do that also in denmark???

Re: hilarious comment about the somalis! hahahaha

Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 7:36 pm
by InvisibleHand
I respect every single Somali that cheats Western governments.

My sincerest support for them.

They are idiots for letting themselves be cheated and used.