The Damage

[AbdiWahab252]

Today:

1. 4 Sambusa

2. 1 large bowl of oat meal

3. 5 malawax

4. 5 wings

5. 1/2 beer

6. Leg of goat

7. 2 cups of juice

8. 6 dates

9. 1/2 liter of water

10. 1 mango


For Suxur:

1. 1/2 kilo of porridge

2. 6 dates

3. 1 liter of water



Ah, my stomach is expanding and am pacing myself.

[InvisibleHand]

How refreshing it would have been to finish my feast with an ice cold Corona. Unfortunately it costs more to buy a 6 pack than one month of public transportation

[waryaa]

Today:

1. 4 Sambusa

2. 1 large bowl of oat meal

3. 5 malawax

4. 5 wings

5. 1/2 beer

6. Leg of goat

7. 2 cups of juice

8. 6 dates

9. 1/2 liter of water

10. 1 mango


For Suxur:

1. 1/2 kilo of porridge

2. 6 dates

3. 1 liter of water



Ah, my stomach is expanding and am pacing myself.

u can fast for a week straight day/night with that kinda food in your system.

mine is not even 1/2 of that i have to divorce my new wife.. lol

[Nabeela]

You have done alot of damage to your stomach aight, good luck.

[waryaa]

nabs, live feed from awahab's home: living room

[Thuganomics]

^

[Nabeela]

[waryaa]

i dnt knoe where fah got this from but it is really 9 month pregnant women, even with twins can't expand that much.

[hipsterrunoff]

5. 1/2 beer

Excuse me?

[waryaa]

5. 1/2 beer

Excuse me?

he didn't wanna get drunk just after afur According to Dr. Yalahow, u can have a couple of sips as long as u don't get drunk.

[Rabshoole]

@ Waryaa that pic is two days old and still effectively funny.
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Abdi, slow your roll on the food bro, intaas uun reer dhan ayee deqeeysa.

[TheblueNwhite]

AW, crazy nicca.

[AbdiWahab252]

Warya,

I am now feeling hungry. Tonight, I am going all out:

1. Half BBQ Chicken

2. 1 plate of salad

3. 1 large glass of Mango Laasi

4. Matoke (cooked bananas)

5. Federation (Rice/Spaghetti)

6. Freshly baked Banana Cake

7. Somali Tea


Divorcing your wife is a bad idea.


Hipster & Waryaa,

1/2 beer as in LIVER not Miller.


Rabshoole,

I was being very modest. My twin ate even more.


Nabeela,


My stomach is a V-12 diesel engine. It requires lots of fuel. I need to look my best for when i take you out to eat to Hamdis. You can't see the malnourished Qaxooti looking Abdiwahab.

[FAH1223]

5. 1/2 beer

Excuse me?

My Somali is horrible but even I know beer = liver.

[AbdiWahab252]

AW, crazy nicca.

Blue,

Adeer, what is crazy was the day, I ate a 1/2 goat all by myself. I felt extremely hungry and slightly unhappy (it happens when my Vitamin A (aari) levels drop). I went to suuqa xoolaha, bought a goat, stuffed it in my trunk and asked my booy to slaughter and clean it. I told my cook to cook the goat. I gorged myself like a starving lion and sat over the meat for nearly 4 hours while washing it down with Barbican. With the increased level of Vitamin A (Aari), I felt in balance again and ready to take on the world.

But with goat meat, running about $5/kg, I can't eat as much though I gorge at Saab, Tacsi, and Nikaaxs Went to a nikaax recently, where they served shiishkebabs and I was deeply annoyed. Who doesn't serve GOAT ?