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So I was working security for a private function downtown and your supposed to only let employees of a certain company in, there was loads of free food and free refreshments being served to them it was like a buffet. Anyways this somali old guy approaches me and when he knew I was somali he was like "waryaa iga qalay nooh, gaajo xuun ba ee haayo manta ma soomaya bal gaaldan cuntadooda aan ku afuuro, I let him in and this guy takes allot of food puts it in his bag and he says, "war rashiinka dhan ban qadaya ileen free weeye gaaladan wey khasaarayan" The guy then goes to the band that is playing and he meets them they are actually pretty famous reggae group, I was like odaygan he even likes reggae wallahi. Markas he was telling me about his daughter and we talked about nairobi since I am going there very soon. anyways somalinimo is a beautiful thing wallahi, no qabil crap just somalis helping somalis

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It is a beautiful thing. I try to only help Somalis and Africans. No one else. Not even Muslims, except of course if they are from anywhere from Africa.

grandpakhalif wrote:So I was working security for a private function downtown and your supposed to only let employees of a certain company in, there was loads of free food and free refreshments being served to them it was like a buffet. Anyways this somali old guy approaches me and when he knew I was somali he was like "waryaa iga qalay nooh, gaajo xuun ba ee haayo manta ma soomaya bal gaaldan cuntadooda aan ku afuuro, I let him in and this guy takes allot of food puts it in his bag and he says, "war rashiinka dhan ban qadaya ileen free weeye gaaladan wey khasaarayan" The guy then goes to the band that is playing and he meets them they are actually pretty famous reggae group, I was like odaygan he even likes reggae wallahi. Markas he was telling me about his daughter and we talked about nairobi since I am going there very soon. anyways somalinimo is a beautiful thing wallahi, no qabil crap just somalis helping somalis

yeah somalinimo Hyena meat eaters ! is good but not near as good as saudi house alla saudians!! soo maaha granpa??

DR-YALAXOOW wrote:

grandpakhalif wrote:So I was working security for a private function downtown and your supposed to only let employees of a certain company in, there was loads of free food and free refreshments being served to them it was like a buffet. Anyways this somali old guy approaches me and when he knew I was somali he was like "waryaa iga qalay nooh, gaajo xuun ba ee haayo manta ma soomaya bal gaaldan cuntadooda aan ku afuuro, I let him in and this guy takes allot of food puts it in his bag and he says, "war rashiinka dhan ban qadaya ileen free weeye gaaladan wey khasaarayan" The guy then goes to the band that is playing and he meets them they are actually pretty famous reggae group, I was like odaygan he even likes reggae wallahi. Markas he was telling me about his daughter and we talked about nairobi since I am going there very soon. anyways somalinimo is a beautiful thing wallahi, no qabil crap just somalis helping somalis

yeah somalinimo Hyena meat eaters ! is good but not near as good as saudi house alla saudians!! soo maaha granpa??

DR-YALAXOOW wrote:

grandpakhalif wrote:So I was working security for a private function downtown and your supposed to only let employees of a certain company in, there was loads of free food and free refreshments being served to them it was like a buffet. Anyways this somali old guy approaches me and when he knew I was somali he was like "waryaa iga qalay nooh, gaajo xuun ba ee haayo manta ma soomaya bal gaaldan cuntadooda aan ku afuuro, I let him in and this guy takes allot of food puts it in his bag and he says, "war rashiinka dhan ban qadaya ileen free weeye gaaladan wey khasaarayan" The guy then goes to the band that is playing and he meets them they are actually pretty famous reggae group, I was like odaygan he even likes reggae wallahi. Markas he was telling me about his daughter and we talked about nairobi since I am going there very soon. anyways somalinimo is a beautiful thing wallahi, no qabil crap just somalis helping somalis

yeah somalinimo Hyena meat eaters ! is good but not near as good as saudi house alla saudians!! soo maaha granpa??

sxb I am not saudi but they are my fellow muslims.

Lol. @ Somalinimo equating to helping someone steal free food.

Is there anything more Somali than looting?

So, I gave a ride to this Somali man today. I felt bad because he was walking on the edge of a thin road. I offered to take him to his destination...I almost threw up after he got in my car. He stank and looked so dirty....I promised myself never to offer a ride to anyone ever again. SubxanAllah, a dirty/smelly man like that can hurt me ee...wee ka suurtowdaa! *phew

KimJongIllest wrote:It is a beautiful thing. I try to only help Somalis and Africans. No one else. Not even Muslims, except of course if they are from anywhere from Africa.

What is this? Hoarding your highness's glorious handouts?. Helping anyone and everyone also isn't going to harm you one bit.

OliveOil wrote:So, I gave a ride to this Somali man today. I felt bad because he was walking on the edge of a thin road. I offered to take him to his destination...I almost threw up after he got in my car. He stank and looked so dirty....I promised myself never to offer a ride to anyone ever again. SubxanAllah, a dirty/smelly man like that can hurt me ee...wee ka suurtowdaa! *phew

You give rides to random strange men? Wallahi you have no shame!

grandpakhalif wrote:

OliveOil wrote:So, I gave a ride to this Somali man today. I felt bad because he was walking on the edge of a thin road. I offered to take him to his destination...I almost threw up after he got in my car. He stank and looked so dirty....I promised myself never to offer a ride to anyone ever again. SubxanAllah, a dirty/smelly man like that can hurt me ee...wee ka suurtowdaa! *phew

You give rides to random strange men? Wallahi you have no shame!

Innit.

grandpakhalif wrote:

OliveOil wrote:So, I gave a ride to this Somali man today. I felt bad because he was walking on the edge of a thin road. I offered to take him to his destination...I almost threw up after he got in my car. He stank and looked so dirty....I promised myself never to offer a ride to anyone ever again. SubxanAllah, a dirty/smelly man like that can hurt me ee...wee ka suurtowdaa! *phew

You give rides to random strange men? Wallahi you have no shame!

LOOOOOOOOOOL

Naheedhe Olive, you get yourself up for that one walle

Alphanumeric wrote:Lol. @ Somalinimo equating to helping someone steal free food.

this!.

grandpakhalif wrote:

OliveOil wrote:So, I gave a ride to this Somali man today. I felt bad because he was walking on the edge of a thin road. I offered to take him to his destination...I almost threw up after he got in my car. He stank and looked so dirty....I promised myself never to offer a ride to anyone ever again. SubxanAllah, a dirty/smelly man like that can hurt me ee...wee ka suurtowdaa! *phew

You give rides to random strange men? Wallahi you have no shame!