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I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:39 pm
by kambuli
There were iskaabulos living in a house they shared. One of them was sent to the store to get Chicken..
Unfortunately the guy didn't know what to call it in English as he was new to the town..He looked for it and he tried to explain it to cashier but in vain..When he was about to leave he saw an egg and he brought the egg to the cashier and asked him, if he has the mother of the egg....

Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:40 pm
by Shirib
Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:41 pm
by greenday
Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:44 pm
by Jam Street
Habarta caadi maaha. She can pull one or two jokes from 1902 waagii sayidka

Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:45 pm
by BlackRain
NOT Funny at all. Heard this like 10 times
Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:16 pm
by Barwaaqoiyobashbash
Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:49 pm
by Adali
Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:52 pm
by AMee
I hear before jokes waa Nikii yiri my wife cut my leg lol to the police man he is try say naagtayda luga iga goysay she is fught him wayba a dhibtay ayuu ka wadaa lol
Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:53 pm
by Alphanumeric
Lol. I was doing similar stuff with Arabic. The looks I got... I'm sure folks thought I was nuts

Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:02 pm
by kambuli
Jam.
Odey baad jeclaan lahayd inuu sheego sheekada sow maaha...Sorry Habar baan ahay anigu...
Waan la socda inaad odayaasha ka heshid

Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:37 pm
by ModerateMuslim
kambuli telling a joke? this should be made a sticky

Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:04 pm
by kambuli
^^Why I can't share a joke with the forum...Give a good reason why I can't?
Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:08 pm
by DayaxJeclee
kambuli wrote:Jam.
Odey baad jeclaan lahayd inuu sheego sheekada sow maaha...Sorry Habar baan ahay anigu...
Waan la socda inaad odayaasha ka heshid

in aa la hadashid uu rabaa

Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:05 pm
by kambuli
Sareedo,
Huuno belo hala hadasho nijaaska eh, yaa iga amaan geliya..I can't stand dadka ciyaala suuqa ah..

Re: I Want Her Mother
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:13 pm
by waryaa
kambuli wrote:There were iskaabulos living in a house they shared. One of them was sent to the store to get Chicken..
Unfortunately the guy didn't know what to call it in English as he was new to the town..He looked for it and he tried to explain it to cashier but in vain..When he was about to leave he saw an egg and he brought the egg to the cashier and asked him, if he has the mother of the egg....

i heard this story: In Swahili, words for open and fck are very close in pronunciation - something like funguwa and mufungua. Two somali girls bought soda in Nairobi and tried to ask the cashier to open the bottles and used the wrong word. Finally, some other somalis entered the shop and the keeper said to them "can u pls tell these young ladies that i dnt fk bottles.."
