Stupid women shouldn't be allowed to drive

[Colonel]

On my way back home today I accidently got into a staring match with a random guy in the car next to mine. Of course neither of us wanted to back down for fear of bringing shame to our manhood and tribes so as any self respecting men we decided to settle the score with a street race to the next red lights. As the lights turn to green he gets the better start however this was a marathon rather than a 100 metre sprint so my ridiculous driving skills get into gear as I witness myself passing my opponent however as i'm about to claim victory a shitbag ahead decides to change lane and drive right in front of me at a turtle pace of 30Mph. Unsurprisingly my rival snatches on the opportunity to speed passed me and claim the win.

At this point I'm left fuming and swear that the retard which cost me a well earned victory was none other than a women, and right I was. A stupid women on the phone preventing me from reaching street legend status and almost making me crash in her rear. In my anger I get on the internet and search the following: "why do shitbag women suck at driving?!".

To my surprise I was only 1 amongst many searching for the same answer and I stumbled onto this hilarious blog which brings to light the unexplainable xaar driving level of females.
Here are some extracts from this delightful blog.

What is not true, however, is that young women are better drivers than young men. The truth is exactly the opposite. Young men are better drivers than women.

Don’t believe me? Then you’re probably a woman and you should just use all the money you save on your car insurance to buy a f-king clue.

Young man drivers are reckless, impatient, and prone to error. Have you ever seen a young man on the side of the road next to a car that has its underbelly facing skyward? That’s what we in the business of man-ing it up call a “mistake”. Car insurance companies call it a “Fuck You”, but that’s beside the point.

The point is: men learn from mistakes — no matter what their age. Women don’t. Men are better drivers than women when they’re behaving recklessly because they’re testing the limits of physics. Fuck physics. Fuck physics and physics will fuck you is what being a male teenage driver teaches you. That’s an important f-king lesson. That way when a man has a wife and two kids in the cab in ten years, he knows exactly what he can and can’t do on a rainy night going to some shitty wedding reception that he won’t bitch about because men never do. Also, women are shitty at parking.

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/yo ... ill-women/
Full article brings much laughter and the comments are strong with humoury manfacts. I recommend it to all of mankind.
However brothers share your stories in which women have ruined the joy of driving for you.

[Tuushi]

How many women were driving that car?

How fast were u racing if a woman managed to turtle drive in front of u at 30 after she cut u off?

[Nabeela]

How many women were driving that car?

How fast were u racing if a woman managed to turtle drive in front of u at 30 after she cut u off?

[Colonel]

Tushii, it was a 2 lane road. As always I was on the fast lane and going at a pace which threathened to break the speed of light. The women was on the slow lane of course and for some reason decided to change into the man lane (fast lane) as i'm about to pass her.

I thought to myself "what is tge meaning of this?".

I almost crashed into her but my manreactions preventrd the worst. I hope your not one of the terrible drivers out there, who am I kidding? Are you not a xalimo?

[Anarchist]

Asians and young, black women are horrible drivers & they both come in abundance down here.

Temperamental and impatient from what I've seen. Early morning commute is a nightmare.

[Tuushi]

Clearly it is stupid women u have an issue with.I am not stupid women.

One woman,two women.

The man lane is dangerous,that women doesnt know what is good for her.

I,on the other hand is not stupid and stay away from the man lane.

[SultanOrder]

it's funny cuz my lil cousin came to me and was like we learned in school that women are really worse drivers than men. She said it had to do with testostorone and men at a young age are better coordinators. I said, I don't need to take science to know that. She also said that women are terrible parkers, they watched a video where women had to parrallel park and see how long they would take out of 10 girls they couldn't do it in under 1 min, while all of the men except one could do it.

[SelfD]

Clearly it is stupid women u have an issue with.I am not stupid women.

One woman,two women.

The man lane is dangerous,that women doesnt know what is good for her.

I,on the other hand is not stupid and stay away from the man lane.

[zulaika]

yes stupid women shouldn't be allowed to drive.......some of us are not that bad behind the wheel.

[Colonel]

Anarchist and PO i'm sure you've been in this position before where a snail paced women caused you to lose a street race. After my loss I kept pressurizing the shitbag that forced defeat upon me by driing up really close to her from rear as well as sides and front until she entered a state of panic and removed herself from the manlane. I believe I saved quite a few other drivers from all sorts of risks ranging from crashing to being humiliated.

[SultanOrder]

Colonol, I completely understand, have you ever been downtown, and been forced to sit in a "woman-made-traffic" because she takes too long trying to park and thus holding up all traffic?

[Colonel]

Colonol, I completely understand, have you ever been downtown, and been forced to sit in a "woman-made-traffic" because she takes too long trying to park and thus holding up all traffic?

this has happened many a time, now I understand why the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has completely banned them from the art of driving.

[SultanOrder]

Colonol, I completely understand, have you ever been downtown, and been forced to sit in a "woman-made-traffic" because she takes too long trying to park and thus holding up all traffic?

this has happened many a time, now I understand why the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has completely banned them from the art of driving.

I was thinking the same thing bro. It's funny the women in this topic, someone plz tell them that there is no such thing as good female drivers except 1 in a million

[Colonel]

Perhaps Nabeela is an OK driver since she is a decent Mod however I won't hold my breath for other girls in this joint.

[grandpakhalif]

Females are mentally deficient in many affairs.