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You can't compete this: Ceerigaabo vs Berbera
A guy sees a girl and he likes her and decides to make a move on here but how would he do it since he's never seen her before..well, here is how a guy from North would approach a girl.
Boy: Naayaahe, miyaadan aheyn tii yareedoo uudhalay ina Xaaji xunjuf?
Girl: haa walaalo ee kumaad aheyd adigu?
Boy: Naw, naa miyaad durba i illoowday? sow kii isha farta kaa galin jiray ma ihi?
Girl: Waar il leynine kumaad aheyd isu keey sheeg, imisa goor bey il far naga gashay, waar muxuu leeyahay wuxu?
Boy: Hayaay, naa ma anigaadan i aqoon? allah maxaad indhaha iyo qalbiga is tireysaa?
Girl: waar kan yari ma laha wuu falanyahay?
Boy: Daadaxeey dee caayda maad inaga deeyn?
Girl: dee haayee isku keey sheeg oo dantaadana ka hadal iina soo dedeji waan Degdegsanahee?
Boy: Hayaay, show tani waaba mid caleemo saarantay, Naayaahe halkeed ku socotaayoo ku deg-degaysaa?
Girl: Waar adigu horta su'aalo badnidaa, ma waxaad tahay kuwii danbi baadhista?
Boy: Naa danbi wax ka weyn beynu baadhnaayee, bal yaray uyara kaadi.
Girl: Dee iisheeg waxaad dooneyso.
Boy: Naa adigaanu ku dooneeynaaye, ee iisheeg magacaagu muxuu ahaa?
Girl: Waar Boodhari cidina ma dubinee isagaa furinka dubi jiray.
Boy:Naw..dee maxaa dilay haduu nin ganacsadoo shaqeysanaya ahaa?
Girl: Dee mooyi, orodoo isaga iyo Hodan su'aal.
Boy: Naa adigaa noo sheegay oo aan ku su'aalayaa ee noo jawaab?
Girl: Waaryee waqtigii iga lumisayee orodoo reerkiinii iyo dantaad ku soctay qabo.
Boy: War hayaay, oo aniguna caawoo idil shukaami ayaan lahaa adiguna waqtigii baad iga lumisay ayaay i odhaneysaa..billaa caleyk yarey waa ku sidee dee?
Girl: Waar shukaansi leyne orodoo gawaadhida iska eeg. Boy:
Gawaadhidee? (Turning back & jumping out of the way @ the same time.)
Girl: (Laughter) war kani waaba mid miyiga hada ka yimi oo mucjiso ah...Waryee shukaansina waxba ka garanmeyside orodoo meherad yeelo.
Boy: Waan is mehersaneynaa baa?
Girl: Waar belaayo ku mehersataye orodoo na dhaaf.
Boy: Naa na dhaaf leyne nala hadal, sideen kuu dhaafaa, halkeen aadaa oon ushukaansi tagaa yaanse shukaansan hadaa hadaan adiga ku dhaafo.
Girl: Dee hadaana ku dooneyn ka waran? ma sandulaa waxaagu?
Boy: Dee sow adigaan baryada diiday? Soomaalidu horeey utidhi Dumarku waa caruur, caruurina cidii uroon bey moodi inuu u daranyahay.
Girl:: War waaxay af lagaadadu?
Boy: Naa kumaan af lagaadeyne ee hadaad dooneyso in lagu af lagaadeeyo oo sidaa wax lagaaga helaayo huuno iisheeg.
Girl: War kani miyuu falanyahay?
Boy: Naa diintaada waxaa ku sameeyoo inaga daa habaarkaad nala daba socoto maantoo idil?
Girl: Hayaay, oo ma haduu inuu icaayo billaabay?
Boy:Ina adeer ma adigaan caay kuu quudhaa, sow adigan bogga ii fadhiya sida dacartii, laabtana iiga taagan sida qaboow i galay oo aanan kaa neefsan karin sida cad aan cunayoo oo aan ku margaday.
Girl: koow.
Boy:Ina adeer waxaad tahay inan aan la dhacee cidlada ma iska weheshanaa?
Girl: waar anigu cidlo ima heyso.
Boy:Naa weey ku heysaaye bal yara caga dhigoo qumaati iigu waran dee.
Girl: Waryee aniga iyo adigu inaan kala wareegnaa la qaatay.
Boy: Ina adeer maantoo idil sidaan u wareegayaan daalaye ee huuno wareeg kale ha ii dirin.
Girl: Allah maxaa kan aniga iisoo arkay, waryaarehe..anigu ku dooni maayee mid kale raadso.
Boy: Walleey iga tahay mid kale.
Girl: Dee yeelkadaa.
Boy:Adiguba yeelkadaa.
Girl: Dee inagu kala dhaqaaji.
Boy: Ma cid lugaha ku heysaa jirta?
Girl: Waar ina dhaaf.
Boy: Naa adiguba ina dhaaf.
Girl: war kani reer miyiga ah halkuu inooga yimi?
Boy:Naa reer miyi leynine oondada inooga bax intaadan indhahaaga wax ku arag.
Girl: oo ma awalbaan dhegaha wax ku arki lahaa hadaanan indhaha wax ku arag?
Boy: Naa maad joogtid wey kuu roontahaye. (Getting ready to beat her senseless)
Girl:Waar orodoo ina dhaaf waxyahow falani.
The guy beats the hell out of her and the poor girl was admitted in hospital but the latest rumour doing rounds suggest that they are a couple now....
Rightwing wrote:You can't compete this: Ceerigaabo vs Berbera
A guy sees a girl and he likes her and decides to make a move on here but how would he do it since he's never seen her before..well, here is how a guy from North would approach a girl.
Boy: Naayaahe, miyaadan aheyn tii yareedoo uudhalay ina Xaaji xunjuf?
Girl: haa walaalo ee kumaad aheyd adigu?
Boy: Naw, naa miyaad durba i illoowday? sow kii isha farta kaa galin jiray ma ihi?
Girl: Waar il leynine kumaad aheyd isu keey sheeg, imisa goor bey il far naga gashay, waar muxuu leeyahay wuxu?
Boy: Hayaay, naa ma anigaadan i aqoon? allah maxaad indhaha iyo qalbiga is tireysaa?
Girl: waar kan yari ma laha wuu falanyahay?
Boy: Daadaxeey dee caayda maad inaga deeyn?
Girl: dee haayee isku keey sheeg oo dantaadana ka hadal iina soo dedeji waan Degdegsanahee?
Boy: Hayaay, show tani waaba mid caleemo saarantay, Naayaahe halkeed ku socotaayoo ku deg-degaysaa?
Girl: Waar adigu horta su'aalo badnidaa, ma waxaad tahay kuwii danbi baadhista?
Boy: Naa danbi wax ka weyn beynu baadhnaayee, bal yaray uyara kaadi.
Girl: Dee iisheeg waxaad dooneyso.
Boy: Naa adigaanu ku dooneeynaaye, ee iisheeg magacaagu muxuu ahaa?
Girl: Waar Boodhari cidina ma dubinee isagaa furinka dubi jiray.
Boy:Naw..dee maxaa dilay haduu nin ganacsadoo shaqeysanaya ahaa?
Girl: Dee mooyi, orodoo isaga iyo Hodan su'aal.
Boy: Naa adigaa noo sheegay oo aan ku su'aalayaa ee noo jawaab?
Girl: Waaryee waqtigii iga lumisayee orodoo reerkiinii iyo dantaad ku soctay qabo.
Boy: War hayaay, oo aniguna caawoo idil shukaami ayaan lahaa adiguna waqtigii baad iga lumisay ayaay i odhaneysaa..billaa caleyk yarey waa ku sidee dee?
Girl: Waar shukaansi leyne orodoo gawaadhida iska eeg. Boy:
Gawaadhidee? (Turning back & jumping out of the way @ the same time.)
Girl: (Laughter) war kani waaba mid miyiga hada ka yimi oo mucjiso ah...Waryee shukaansina waxba ka garanmeyside orodoo meherad yeelo.
Boy: Waan is mehersaneynaa baa?
Girl: Waar belaayo ku mehersataye orodoo na dhaaf.
Boy: Naa na dhaaf leyne nala hadal, sideen kuu dhaafaa, halkeen aadaa oon ushukaansi tagaa yaanse shukaansan hadaa hadaan adiga ku dhaafo.
Girl: Dee hadaana ku dooneyn ka waran? ma sandulaa waxaagu?
Boy: Dee sow adigaan baryada diiday? Soomaalidu horeey utidhi Dumarku waa caruur, caruurina cidii uroon bey moodi inuu u daranyahay.
Girl:: War waaxay af lagaadadu?
Boy: Naa kumaan af lagaadeyne ee hadaad dooneyso in lagu af lagaadeeyo oo sidaa wax lagaaga helaayo huuno iisheeg.
Girl: War kani miyuu falanyahay?
Boy: Naa diintaada waxaa ku sameeyoo inaga daa habaarkaad nala daba socoto maantoo idil?
Girl: Hayaay, oo ma haduu inuu icaayo billaabay?
Boy:Ina adeer ma adigaan caay kuu quudhaa, sow adigan bogga ii fadhiya sida dacartii, laabtana iiga taagan sida qaboow i galay oo aanan kaa neefsan karin sida cad aan cunayoo oo aan ku margaday.
Girl: koow.
Boy:Ina adeer waxaad tahay inan aan la dhacee cidlada ma iska weheshanaa?
Girl: waar anigu cidlo ima heyso.
Boy:Naa weey ku heysaaye bal yara caga dhigoo qumaati iigu waran dee.
Girl: Waryee aniga iyo adigu inaan kala wareegnaa la qaatay.
Boy: Ina adeer maantoo idil sidaan u wareegayaan daalaye ee huuno wareeg kale ha ii dirin.
Girl: Allah maxaa kan aniga iisoo arkay, waryaarehe..anigu ku dooni maayee mid kale raadso.
Boy: Walleey iga tahay mid kale.
Girl: Dee yeelkadaa.
Boy:Adiguba yeelkadaa.
Girl: Dee inagu kala dhaqaaji.
Boy: Ma cid lugaha ku heysaa jirta?
Girl: Waar ina dhaaf.
Boy: Naa adiguba ina dhaaf.
Girl: war kani reer miyiga ah halkuu inooga yimi?
Boy:Naa reer miyi leynine oondada inooga bax intaadan indhahaaga wax ku arag.
Girl: oo ma awalbaan dhegaha wax ku arki lahaa hadaanan indhaha wax ku arag?
Boy: Naa maad joogtid wey kuu roontahaye. (Getting ready to beat her senseless)
Girl:Waar orodoo ina dhaaf waxyahow falani.
The guy beats the hell out of her and the poor girl was admitted in hospital but the latest rumour doing rounds suggest that they are a couple now....
walahi im definatly gonna try the burco,berbera and ceerigaabo shukaansi lines
I was told that you are Somali military commanderand 
