Tip, in need of quicker emergency service

[Rightwing]

I needed to go to the local NHS hospital but not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made off the Internet onto the front of my jacket .

When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the badge. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.




It also works at all supermarkets. It saves me hours.

At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running!

Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole staff disappeared and I never got my order !!!!!

Also.......... never wear it while trying to get a taxi!!

[Substance]

[Areesa]

Good one

[The_Patriot]

Xasid.

[Saraxnow]

Do all these people happen to be foreign?

[The_Patriot]

By the way its UKBA not UKBIA.

[Rightwing]

Do all these people happen to be foreign?

You know UK......one of the biggest foreign and foreign-born population in Europe!.

[Coldoon]

[Thuganomics]

Did you get that from Storm Front .Racist Bastards

[Rightwing]

Did you get that from Storm Front .Racist Bastards

Wax u dhaw!

[waryaa]

Did you get that from Storm Front .Racist Bastards

Wax u dhaw!

ar xaa ku xasida igarkan - ida xasada waxid - storm front came to my mind too

[Mondey]

Bloody Somali

[ManD333q]

Don't try this..it might work if you are white but a skinny refugee with a deformed head cid ka baqaysa majirto