How to spot a frog - let's share

[BlackVelvet]

*inspired by the shukansi thread


My list:

1. Sexual innuendos = frog, the earlier he goes there the sloppier the frog

2. Control - everyone likes a man with a plan but if he feels the need to try to hold you on a leash he's got more issues than he's worth = frog.

3. Trying to impress you - he'll try to for sure, but how a man does it says a lot about what type of guy he is and more interestingly what type of girl he thinks you are


Golden Rule: Above all else, trust your instincts. If you get a sudden adrenaline rush 9 out of 10 times it's not because you're so glad to see/speak to him it's your body telling you get the hell out of there

[SelfD]

Frog= if he says "i love you" too soon (ie: first month)- he's only saying sweet words to get into ur pants

Frog= if he demands that you cannot talk to any other guys even though u've only JUST started talking to him- can't handle competition and possessive

Frog= if his closest friend is a cheating/lying guy, most likely he is too..RUN!

[BlackVelvet]

if his closest friend is a cheating/lying guy, most likely he is too..

True. Birds of a feather

[AbdiWahab252]

Frogettes:

1. Plays excessively hard to get. Cute at first but gets grinding and you only have so much time for the chase.

2. Asks blunt questions about your future plans and intentions with her weeks into the shukaansi.

3. Is too smart for her own wellbeing - Assumes you can be played and is in charge.

4. Puts up a conservative/religious front but with time, she lets down her guard. Be wary, be very wary, Faraxows.

5. Overvalues her market value when reality is that with each year, a hundreds of Xalimos are added to the dating pool.

6. Has experienced a religious reawakening - Rebranding the Frogette.

7. Is still obsessed with Ghosts of Faraxs past and tries to categorize which Farax who screwed her over do you represent.

[BlackVelvet]

^^ adeer frog ma ku dhihi kari ee stop trying to mislead these young girls

[ElfRuler]

Emotional Hijacker: This frog is a poisons one. His goal is to psychologically and emotionally make you vulnerable. He is at least five step in front of you, and he has a remarkable acumen in matters pertaining to women psyche. He will woe you consistently and then quickly pull away from you. It's like putting a fish in a water tank and then completely draining the tank. The fish will flop here and there, and that ladies is the typical behavior of a xalimo who goes head on against this poisonous frog.


For the Sake of Allah: This frog, will begin every conversation with "As'Salaam Aliakum Warah'Matullahi Wabarakatuh Sista!", and slowly lowers is gaze to indicate that he is God fearing farax. He will quote this verse and that verse, and this hadith and that hadith to convince you to be his second wife. And if you say no, then remember ladies, you have caused more fitnah on this holy blood stained earth. Every religiously uneducated xalimo who wants to come back to the deen will fall for him.


Mr.No Guts: This stupid frog is destructive without putting any effort into it. He is sincere, honest, and has no bad intentions. But his complete lack of courage and guts will only leave you blaming no one else but yourself. This is the guy who does everything correct, but when it matters most completely sinks into his chair like a little boy. He is forever scared of being rejected, so he floods in thin air till your fat futo loses against gravity. And, no ladies, he is not strong enough to catch you.

[Daff]

^ Asalamu alaikum Ukhti Aziiza

[AbdiWahab252]

Emotional Hijacker: This frog is a poisons one. His goal is to psychologically and emotionally make you vulnerable. He is at least five step in front of you, and he has a remarkable acumen in matters pertaining to women psyche. He will woe you consistently and then quickly pull away from you. It's like putting a fish in a water tank and then completely draining the tank. The fish will flop here and there, and that ladies is the typical behavior of a xalimo who goes head on against this poisonous frog.


For the Sake of Allah: This frog, will begin every conversation with "As'Salaam Aliakum Warah'Matullahi Wabarakatuh Sista!", and slowly lowers is gaze to indicate that he is God fearing farax. He will quote this verse and that verse, and this hadith and that hadith to convince you to be his second wife. And if you say no, then remember ladies, you have caused more fitnah on this holy blood stained earth. Every religiously uneducated xalimo who wants to come back to the deen will fall for him.


Mr.No Guts: This stupid frog is destructive without putting any effort into it. He is sincere, honest, and has no bad intentions. But his complete lack of courage and guts will only leave you blaming no one else but yourself. This is the guy who does everything correct, but when it matters most completely sinks into his chair like a little boy. He is forever scared of being rejected, so he floods in thin air till your fat futo loses against gravity. And, no ladies, he is not strong enough to catch you.

The Game is strong with this one.

Hats off to H.E. ElfRuler.

[Tuushi]

Frogs are araweelos need each other ee stop fronting people.

[greenday]

Frogs are araweelos need each other ee stop fronting people.

whispering sweet nothings to the right person

[Tuushi]

Frogs are araweelos need each other ee stop fronting people.

whispering sweet nothings to the right person

Amen to that.

I see green found a victim.

[greenday]

Am only reminiscing Tuush


@victim

[Tuushi]

How to spot a frog tips green.

Share them.

[BlackVelvet]

Tuushi halaan dhan waad naga baxsatey ileen carawelo aad aheyd


Green sweet nothings aa hashac

Emotional Hijacker: This frog is a poisons one. His goal is to psychologically and emotionally make you vulnerable. He is at least five step in front of you, and he has a remarkable acumen in matters pertaining to women psyche. He will woe you consistently and then quickly pull away from you. It's like putting a fish in a water tank and then completely draining the tank. The fish will flop here and there, and that ladies is the typical behavior of a xalimo who goes head on against this poisonous frog.


For the Sake of Allah: This frog, will begin every conversation with "As'Salaam Aliakum Warah'Matullahi Wabarakatuh Sista!", and slowly lowers is gaze to indicate that he is God fearing farax. He will quote this verse and that verse, and this hadith and that hadith to convince you to be his second wife. And if you say no, then remember ladies, you have caused more fitnah on this holy blood stained earth. Every religiously uneducated xalimo who wants to come back to the deen will fall for him.


Mr.No Guts: This stupid frog is destructive without putting any effort into it. He is sincere, honest, and has no bad intentions. But his complete lack of courage and guts will only leave you blaming no one else but yourself. This is the guy who does everything correct, but when it matters most completely sinks into his chair like a little boy. He is forever scared of being rejected, so he floods in thin air till your fat futo loses against gravity. And, no ladies, he is not strong enough to catch you.

Spot on

[Tuushi]

Araweelo ma ahi Bv.

I just think most faraxs arent as complicated.