the birds n the bees....

...Qaali · Post by **...Qaali** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:19 pm

since the general vibe in hurr seems to b along the lines of sex, drugs n khamrii--------> thought i'd ask ya'll how u learnt about the birds n the bees Embarassed

<--------k, i'll start-------> i was around 5/6, my eldest sister took it upon herself to enlighten me!

she didn't even dumb it down jus a lil' bit Rolling Eyes

she used our next door neighbours (who in my mind could do NO wrong) as examples n put bluntley said "Ciismaan, habeen kii Leila ayuu wasa" Embarassed

dat statement along with vivid details of exactly wat "wasiitaan" followed Crying or Very sad

walaahi i was traumatised Shocked

at first i refused to believe her but later gave in Laughing

Of course i SWORE blind my parents have never and will NEVER go the same way as Ciismaan and Leila Laughing

<------lost souls!

DANGIRL · Post by **DANGIRL** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:21 pm

This place is becoming Bill O'reilly backyard.

studente · Post by **studente** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:23 pm

lol @ dangirl. okay qaali , officially, you are sick. if da only reason you stay here is because you believe sex, drugs, and beer is ALL we talk about then look elsewhere. Rolling Eyes

p.s. national geographic Laughing

pps.

...Qaali · Post by **...Qaali** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:26 pm

studente, my bad------> i forgot to add shoes, shoes, oh and more bleedin shoes to the list Rolling Eyes

nayaa, stay on topic baan ku yidhi, do share u're first time-------am sure it was interestin Rolling Eyes

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:27 pm

My first grade teacher taught me alot about sex...after class we'd have a picnic in teh classroom. He'd share with me the lunch his wife made and delivered everyday at 10:00...we'd sit on the tables..I was the only student allowed to sit on the tables..And when we had to put our heads on the table, i was the only allowed to look up and wink at the teacher...boy, did we share alot of beef sausages. Laughing

Dhaga Bacayl · Post by **Dhaga Bacayl** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:28 pm

"cismann habeenkii layluu wasaa" why not the day time.

*HannaH* · Post by ***HannaH*** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:29 pm

Dhaga taught me, he showed me too....

Qaali, would you like a demonstration ma? Wink

Why not maalintii?...Cause malintii wuxu wasa Leila Inaderteed Samsam Laughing

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:31 pm

^^u 2 are sick

...Qaali · Post by **...Qaali** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:31 pm

lion, u poor child------------>u can always tell by one's interactions with others, dat one took/takes it up the a$$---------->ama pour a lil' liquor out for ya, one time Crying or Very sad

Dhaga

loooool, garaan miyow........i jus kno wat i was told Laughing

Hannah------> ceeb caleeg, dat $hit is suppose to stay private, maad walatay?

Dhaga Bacayl · Post by **Dhaga Bacayl** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:32 pm

Hannah,

Hana cabeen dadku wadaad bay noo haystaane..

yaa caruur wasmada bari jiray Smile

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:33 pm

Qaali---ceeb..nobody took anything up the a$$..all he did was take off his pants and teach me about the reproductive system..u are sick wale.

...Qaali · Post by **...Qaali** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:37 pm

is dat wat he told u---------i suppose u believed him wen he told u to kiss the "boo, boo" on his weener to make it feel better too huh? Laughing

*HannaH* · Post by ***HannaH*** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:39 pm

Qaali....You asked didn't you?..Lol..damn what's wrong with ppl..waxbey ku weydinayaan then they tell yo azz ceeb......

Dhaga.....Caruur? that's not what you said a cpl nights ago....

So Qaali, what's your take on what Cismaan use to do during the day? Laughing

...Qaali · Post by **...Qaali** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:44 pm

Ciismaan use to spend his days cheiwin chaadh, duh Rolling Eyes

markaas, wen the sun goes down n his got a lil' dutch courage he would step to notorioous Leila n put it on her Laughing

literally

LionHeart-112 · Post by **LionHeart-112** » Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:45 pm

Qaali---there was no kissing involved..only some touching..gentle touching/