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since the general vibe in hurr seems to b along the lines of sex, drugs n khamrii--------> thought i'd ask ya'll how u learnt about the birds n the bees

<--------k, i'll start-------> i was around 5/6, my eldest sister took it upon herself to enlighten me!

she didn't even dumb it down jus a lil' bit she used our next door neighbours (who in my mind could do NO wrong) as examples n put bluntley said "Ciismaan, habeen kii Leila ayuu wasa"

dat statement along with vivid details of exactly wat "wasiitaan" followed

walaahi i was traumatised at first i refused to believe her but later gave in

Of course i SWORE blind my parents have never and will NEVER go the same way as Ciismaan and Leila <------lost souls!

This place is becoming Bill O'reilly backyard.

lol @ dangirl. okay qaali , officially, you are sick. if da only reason you stay here is because you believe sex, drugs, and beer is ALL we talk about then look elsewhere.

p.s. national geographic

pps.

studente, my bad------> i forgot to add shoes, shoes, oh and more bleedin shoes to the list

nayaa, stay on topic baan ku yidhi, do share u're first time-------am sure it was interestin

My first grade teacher taught me alot about sex...after class we'd have a picnic in teh classroom. He'd share with me the lunch his wife made and delivered everyday at 10:00...we'd sit on the tables..I was the only student allowed to sit on the tables..And when we had to put our heads on the table, i was the only allowed to look up and wink at the teacher...boy, did we share alot of beef sausages.

"cismann habeenkii layluu wasaa" why not the day time.

Dhaga taught me, he showed me too....

Qaali, would you like a demonstration ma?

Why not maalintii?...Cause malintii wuxu wasa Leila Inaderteed Samsam

^^u 2 are sick

lion, u poor child------------>u can always tell by one's interactions with others, dat one took/takes it up the a$$---------->ama pour a lil' liquor out for ya, one time

Dhaga loooool, garaan miyow........i jus kno wat i was told

Hannah------> ceeb caleeg, dat $hit is suppose to stay private, maad walatay?

Hannah,

Hana cabeen dadku wadaad bay noo haystaane..

yaa caruur wasmada bari jiray

Qaali---ceeb..nobody took anything up the a$$..all he did was take off his pants and teach me about the reproductive system..u are sick wale.

is dat wat he told u---------i suppose u believed him wen he told u to kiss the "boo, boo" on his weener to make it feel better too huh?

Qaali....You asked didn't you?..Lol..damn what's wrong with ppl..waxbey ku weydinayaan then they tell yo azz ceeb......

Dhaga.....Caruur? that's not what you said a cpl nights ago....


So Qaali, what's your take on what Cismaan use to do during the day?

Ciismaan use to spend his days cheiwin chaadh, duh

markaas, wen the sun goes down n his got a lil' dutch courage he would step to notorioous Leila n put it on her

literally

Qaali---there was no kissing involved..only some touching..gentle touching/