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Somewhere in a dirty warm bush in Northwest Somalia a group of SNM rebels was hiding after being defeated by the jerberti regime... among them was the military leader of the SNM a young habar yonose General Saciid, Saciid was obsessed with anything connected to Habar yonose and showed the rest of the group a large book with pictures of famous habar yonose people, he said proudly "do you guys know that the average habar yonose heart beats 50 times per minute? " then suddenly an old angry man called X player who had left his comfortable home in Canada to join the SNM halgaan shouted " fool! " if you had concentrated on your job we will not had been in this situation today! the group didn't have money for food or weapons since Emperor had spent in on khat....Emperor an obese Habar Awal man said " I have an idea! what about surrender to the government? I am tired and hungry and maybe they will be nice enough to give me my beautiful Xamar home again and enjoy life just like, Abdalla11, FBISomalia, Somalian-Boqor, all the SSDF boys has given up and now enjoys life in Xamar they just asked for mercy from the regime", X player shocked slapped him " idiot we should never live under Jerberti rule they are the the source of all evil in this world" " No! the jews are the source of all evil in this world" Thug said another obese habar awal man, " no no my dear friend X player responded the jerbertis are more powerful than the Jews" he said affected by feelings of inferiority.....in a savage attack the young skywalker knocks Siciid down and claims to be the new army General of SNM " only Habar Jeclor can succed" he claims, a young handsome man Abdi Ismail with his typical depressing mood said " Oh I hate Zoomalis they dont know how to do anything rigth, if we had been a Japanese rebel group we will had victory in our hands" a young boy Abuu cries" but oncel Emperor you told me that reer Sheikh Issaq could land on the moon if they want if thats true why are we hiding in the bush? " Emperor cleary embarrassed ignores Abuu boy and turns on Radio Kulmis " helooo helooo this is radio Kulmis with its latest news from the Halgaan aganist the facist regime" Paidmonk says he is the last remaining SSDF rebel after Abdullahi Yusuf has been jailed in Adis Abba by Mengistu, Radio Kulmis is now run from his mother's basement in Boassasso.....

impressive

"only Habar Jeclor can succed" he claims, a young handsome man Abdi Ismail with his typical depressing mood"



Good work tanker.

you've used the quotation mark incorrectly!! just pointing out

faraaxoos1 wrote: impressive

Thanks!

Basra- wrote:"only Habar Jeclor can succed" he claims, a young handsome man Abdi Ismail with his typical depressing mood"



Good work tanker.

Oh Thanks Basra