Annoying Words/Phrases

[Skippa]

Here are some of mine:

A lady at my work place, in the cube next to mine always says “Maaavelous” with a fake British accent. I am so sick of hearing it that I get goosebumps every time . For instance, this morning:

Person: Karen, John was looking for you. He says he’ll come by after his 10:00 meeting
Karen: “Maaavelous”
Me:

Some other words/phrases that I can’t stand to hear/read
- Whatchamacallit
- Whatshisface/whatsherface
- Literally
- Shaxaari, thanks to Snet abusing it.
- “You have a collect call from…”
- A lot of the nonsense that people around the workplace say/write to sound smart like:
- Leverage
- “Positioned/well positioned” (ex: we’re well positioned to leverage our B.S. into more B.S.)
- Strategies
- Integrated solutions
- Service model

Share yours…

[BlackVelvet]

- Whatshisface/whatsherface

I don't like the words:

- Disgusting
- Fail

[DisplacedDiraac]

- At the end of the day..
- I heart you..

[Skippa]

“Going forward”
“aww…sho shweet” and other babyism
“My boo”
“You na a’mean”

[Hyperactive]

"I understand" "i know how you feel"
specially from my dad when i ask some thing. i may all night awake to represent my case;

hyper, dad, such and such, wan rabey... so we can..

Dad : i understand you....

me : already conversation ended. i just dnt want hear anything after that.

[Thuganomics]

The person you are trying to reach is currently not available

Abohood wasooyinku xagey ka dhaceen

[CilmiDoone]

Referring to something as Cute. f-king infuriates me. WTH does cute even mean.

[Skippa]

Xamaraawisms like a "dh" that's substituted with an "r" (ex: yiri instead of yidhi; ari where it should be "adhi" etc…) or words like Maahinoo (maha), an extra "hayaa" with some words like "wuu dagaalamahayaa" "wuu ordahayaa"
Hargeysaawisms like "d" or "t" that's changed to a "dh" (ex: saladh for salad, bullshidh for bullshit)
Djiboutisms like "keeneenii" (keeni/ours) "kiiniinii" (kiinii/yours) "koogoogii" (koogi/theirs), "waxaa lagaa idhi" (waxa lagu yidhi), and the general nasal duufle tone "waar heedhe dee huuno, heedhe yaa, hooyo waxay kaa tidhi, galaaseerkeeneeni ayaa naga kharaabee biyo noo dhaami huuno oo in yaroo milix (emphasis on the lix) ah kubaayad noogu shub yaa?"

[Areesa]

No Offence--
You know what I'm saying--
It's whatever--
Just saying--
I am going to instagram this--
Basically--
It is what it is--
It was meant to be--
Deuces-- I hate this more than anything.
Get out-- when hearing something surprising..

[AgentOfChaos]

"It is what it is" ( well what else would it be you f-king moron!)
"You can't have your cake & eat it too" (shut the fuck up already)
"Whatever!" or "Like whatever!" ( Alrighty then Tits McGee)
"That's what she said" ( Hey fuckface, how old are you?!)
"Swag" and "YOLO" ( Get the fuck out and the McDonalds employment line is that way moron----->)
"Your mom" ( Am I in a f-king kindergarten? Did your balls drop yet kiddo?!)

[CilmiDoone]

Walaal

Adeer

Bruv, oi bruv, innit bruv, bruv im telling you.

Cuz, Yo cuz.

Fam (the new 'cool' word, everyone needs to be heard saying it).

Anything said a patois accent.

[MujahidAishah]

Caadi iska dhig

blud

basically what is yeah

wagwan

actually

twitter

facebook

BB me

[CilmiDoone]

blud

Yes that word irks me.

[BlackVelvet]

Xamaraawisms like a "dh" that's substituted with an "r" (ex: yiri instead of yidhi; ari where it should be "adhi" etc…)

The irony

[FarhanYare]

these idiots with their "say walahi" comments every time bal maxeey ku jecladeen daarta beenta eeh