Funny Guide to being a popular SNET user

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This is a guide that will allow one to be a popular and respected SNET user. If you're new to this site and want to fit in, it will be very helpful for you.

1) You must come from a autonomous region in the Somali peninsula, coming from Somalia is just unacceptable and you should stop now if you do.
2) You need to a member of a clan, it doesn't matter which one aslong as you can argue till death why it is better than the rest.
3) You must never criticize other races, the only thing allowed for criticism is other clans - this is very deadly and can ruin your reputation.
4) If you're a female, your icon should be something seductive to lure the men, if you're a man then a autonomous flag or a political figure is acceptable.
5) You must accept that fact that you're somebody else in exile as a new user, regardless of anything - accept that you're somebody else.
6) When somebody posts something you don't agree with, do not hesitate to use an annoying smilie or patronize the poster with a single remark.
7) You need to know your quranic quotes, if you don't, the level of credibility in your post will be severely lowered.
8) You need to agree with anything a person over 10,000 posts says otherwise you have a place in hell reserved for you.
9) When discussing a controversial topic prepare to go off topic and summon your Somalinimo insults.
10) When your thread is hijacked by people such as 'igotkatzandgingercrapz' act cool and pretend you're enjoying yourself.
11) If somebody gives you a quranic verse demeaning your post, accept it and say mashallah or prepare for a holy war.
12) You must remember once again qabiilism is allowed, but racism is deeply frowned upon.
13) Posting anything thoughtful makes you a troll, stick to being sarcastic.
14) You need to be offended any time you are called Caucasian or Arab regardless of genetic facts.
15) You must believe in Dr-Yalaxow's "100% ZAB-ZAHARAN MACKSHOT" theory if you want any chance of being popular.
16) You need to have a story beyond belief about what happened to you yesterday at work otherwise you'll be a boring nobody.
17) You must know what weed tastes like, otherwise you will not have moral high-ground when telling others avoid smoking it.
18) Pretend to of visited the hometowns of the Mods, this can come in great help if you're ever banned.
19) Racism is only acceptable if it towards Arabs and Whites, never the blacks as that is offensive.
20) If you're serious about your popularity upload pictures of dead bodies with the headline "Amisom soliders dead [Graphic]"
21) If you're luckily enough to be a girl, use sexual rhetoric towards every man and you can see yourself reigning the site in no time.
22) When your thread is over 6 pages, advance to changing the tone of your posts to a cool, I ain't mad attitude.
23) If you start feeling popular enter upon a thread and use the black guy 'come on' face.
24) When a religious person enters the thread, turn from SomaliNet User to MosqueNet user.
25) If you do not understand something, by all means, DO NOT ask - just google it otherwise you'll be seen as stupid.
25) If you're a target of person attack just play cool and wait till someone with over 10,000 posts comes.
26) If you ever make a guide on how to be a popular SNET user, prepare to be told that no one has read it

If you don't like this/find it funny. Don't comment with your hate. For those curious it took me no longer then 10 minutes since I don't suffer from dyslexia.

[CilmiDoone]

Cant believe u bothered to type all that

[hydrogen]

Cant believe u bothered to type all that

I'm sorry, I didn't know funny entertainment wasn't allowed on this thread, you people has to ruin every thread?

[Adali]

LMAO, your analysis is outstanding

Cant believe u bothered to type all that

I can't believe you and I both read through it, fml.

[yunis09]

That's long list, must have spent most of ur Sunday evening compiling it! Are you fan of only fools and horses?

[CilmiDoone]

Cant believe u bothered to type all that

I'm sorry, I didn't know funny entertainment wasn't allowed on this thread, you people has to ruin every thread?

didnt read but if u sayin it has entertainment value, i shall revisit it.

[hydrogen]

That's long list, must have spent most of ur Sunday evening compiling it! Are you fan of only fools and horses?

LOL! it took 5-10 minutes.

[hydrogen]

That's long list, must have spent most of ur Sunday evening compiling it! Are you fan of only fools and horses?

LOL! it took 5-10 minutes.

[CilmiDoone]

LMAO, your analysis is outstanding

Cant believe u bothered to type all that

I can't believe you and I both read through it, fml.

didnt read

[hydrogen]

Acudubillahi minashaydani rajeem. These people will hate upon anything.

[yunis09]

It took 10minsTyping it from your diary to snet
Wow u averaging 500 per month! By June u might surpass me

[CilmiDoone]

) 6. When somebody posts something you don't agree with, do not hesitate to use an annoying smilie or patronize the poster with a single remark

U knoe I didnt mean it like dat doe

[Navy9]

its a funny post, do not mind the haters...

[hydrogen]

its a funny post, do not mind the haters...

Thanks

[hydrogen]

It took 10minsTyping it from your diary to snet
Wow u averaging 500 per month! By June u might surpass me

No, I done it as I wrote it.

And awesome lol. Maybe then I'll be given more respect?